Baps And Peepees Part 4

I'm posting this tonight as I may not have time tomorrow morning. I will be meeting Ame and Bear for lunch, so hopefully more pics to follow.
Anyway … back to our story … We left our hero and heroine in the Assyrian section of the British Museum …

Ooooh … What's down here?
We find a little staircase behind the Assyrian Sphynxes that looks like it doesn't lead anywhere. Curiosity kills us cool cats so we go down to the basement to find a new exhibit of lots of Roman statuary from Ephesus. Cool!

Hmm … A room full of statuary with nobody about and no security guards?

Bear finds out that Romans give good head … er.
So while he's getting seriously into the history thang and the way the Romans simply took the Greek Gods and gave them new names …

… Ame morphs into … Ta-Daaa! … Lara Croft: Tomb Raider!
Hey, looky! She's got Lara's rucksack and a roomful of antiquities to play with; what's a girl to do?
"Woohoo! What's in this one?"

"Hey! I've found Bigfoot!"

No. I'll resist the temptation. You can provide your own captions for this one.

Caught short in the British Museum? Don't worry; there's always a loo within easy reach.

This is what you want! I know you lot.
Ame gets into character and behaves in an impeccably British ladylike manner.

"What's this one say?"
"A woman reclines on a couch holding the bust of her dead husband."
"Eww! That's kinda icky!"

At last! Ame finds the Holy Grail!
Check it out:
Baps AND a peepee on the same statue!
Ame meets and greets the original Hermaphrodite.
"Yaay! Baps and Peepees!"

We only had time to "do" a tiny amount of the British Museum. Probably just as well for the rest of the exhibits …

And then we walk back through the tat-fest that is Oxford Street and finally reach Marble Arch and the comfy sofas of the Marriott.
So farewell - for the moment - to the lovely Ame and the wonderful Bear.

I decide to walk the pretty route back to Liverpool Street Station, so I head off through the darkened and deserted parks.
It's been a lovely day out with the guys, so I just amble along through Hyde Park, Green Park and on into St. James's Park.
This is the Eye (all lit up red for Comic Relief Red Nose Day) reflected in the lake in St. James's Park.

London at night is pretty wonderful. Though I did get accosted by this lady (just up ahead in the photo) asking me to join a "sleep rough for the homeless" night.
I probably should have joined them because my train broke down and it would be another four and a half hours before I got home to my yummy old bed.

So many, many thanks to Ame and Bear for a pretty damned wonderful day out.
If any of you other reprobates fancy a visit, just let me know.