Showing posts with label A Marxist Writes:. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 25, 2016

After Ten Years of Blogging He Posts His First Cat Video


Okay … I give up.

I was going to get out the ol' handcart this morning and head for Hell, but as Hell is coming to us now I didn't bother. I'm just going to sit here all week and watch pretty young girls bouncing around at Wimbledon while the world burns outside my window.

Rather than rant and rage at the wilful ignorance of a smidgeon over half of this soon-to-be third world country, I've done the only thing that could possibly prevent me from heading out there with a bag of handguns and a nervous twitch …

Post a cat video.

The internet is after all made of cats.
This is Fern; one half of Charlie and Fern who supposedly live next door, but as Gerry's in Germany with Heddy at the moment they tend to spend a lot of time snuggled up on my sofa.

Fern (she's getting on for twenty now, dear thing) has the most peculiar purr. She also chirrups at things, though not on this video.

So … make a cuppa and take a break from the insanity with two-and-a-half minutes of a purring cat.
It's about the only thing that makes sense in this world.

Monday, June 06, 2016

Better Living Through Sleep-Shopping


It never ceases to amaze me what you can pick up for a pittance on the interweb.


Herbert Morrison's personal, signed, pre-publication copy of the Victor Gollancz
"A Handbook of Marxism"
which will have sat on his shelf all through the War and his time as Churchill's Minister of Supply, then through the glorious birth of the NHS and his Deputy Prime-Ministership.
Now it's MINE! Bwa-ha-haaa …

Nobody seems to want lefty history, so for as little as £1.99 a book I've amassed quite a little lefty library of signed firsts from the likes of Harold Wilson, Ralph Miliband, Tony Benn, Michael Foot, Dennis Skinner, Clement Attlee and more.
They're great reads, one and all.
Somebody has to believe in Socialism's beautiful dream so it might as well be me.

I got this one sleep-shopping.
We had a cracking thunderstorm a few nights back and I remember waking up around three and going for a glass of water. I must have grabbed my laptop on the way back to bed and shopped in my sleep (I'm prone to it) as I have no memory of ordering this.
The confirmation email the following morning was a delightful surprise.

So … Happy Old Dive. I heartily recommend sleep-shopping.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Sunday, August 17, 2014

A Whistleblower Writes …

Ha!
Please read this article from the Guardian.

For any non-English readers, the Tories have been trying to replace state education with so-called "academies" (run for profit by corporations rather than for the education of students).

The OFSTED results (schools inspectors) gave the "academies" terrible reports, with good reason.

Suddenly, however, this spring, the "academies" were getting startlingly good reports and the right wing press (the Torygraph and the Daily Mail) were trumpeting their success.

Gosh! Maybe it's a GOOD thing to replace our free state education with profit-raking greed …

So what was happening?
By law, schools are only allowed half a day's notice of an OFSTED inspection. A friend of a friend who knows I love doing this kind of thing passed me this document, which I sent on to the Guardian's education department as well as local papers and other like-minded Tory-baiters:


It appears that the Tories, being a (cough) open and honest government (choke … gag) have been secretly giving their "academies" two weeks notice (sometimes more) of OFSTED inspections and parachuting in better teachers (only for inspection day), removing disruptive pupils, plastering over the cracks and slapping on a fresh coat of paint; in fact doing everything they can to fake a great report.

I had asked the Guardian to run with this and see where it went and it seems they have done just that.

Now all we have to do is kick the fuckers out at the next election and perhaps we can return to a decent education system, not one run for profit by filthy Tory financial donors.

Whistleblowing is a wonderfully rewarding hobby. I'd recommend it to anyone.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Ho Ho Ho

I usually make a sweary and inappropriate Christmas card for the blog, but this year, Non-Seq came up with such a glorious festive greeting I cannot resist posting it instead.

Wishing all my blogpals an unconscionably spiffy Saturnalia / Winter Solstice boozefest / Hannukkah / Christmas / whatever (delete where applicable), but this year with extra special greetings to two true heroes of freedom and democracy, Eddie Snowden and Chelsea Manning.

Not that any of this NSA business should have surprised anybody; we've known for decades …

After all, Messr.s Martin and Mitchell defected from the NSA to Moscow in 1960 and blew the whistle on the NSA spying on its friends and its own citizens.

And here's one of my own posts, from way back in 2007, entitled 'Fuck the NSA":

"Here's a bit of fun:
Some dumb fuck with a crew cut will be reading this up in Yorkshire today, thanks to the title of the post.
I just want to say "Fuck off. You are not welcome here."

Today's subject is the delightful Menwith Hill NSA listening station just outside Harrogate in Yorkshire.
This is the world's largest electronic monitoring station, run by the NSA and responsible for "the signals intelligence and communications security activities of the US government".

Ever wonder where your emails go?
Ever wonder what that faint click was on your phone?

In total violation of EU civil liberties legislation and basic common decency, the NSA use Menwith Hill to monitor private (yes, private) telephone conversations, mobile conversations, emails and faxes plus a whole lot more, listening out for key words such as "bomb" or "bush"
(in my more radical days I would often include the word "bomb" in email titles to make sure they read it, on the assumption that if enough people did that, the twats would eventually get bored and fuck off home to America).
We have demonstrated and lobbied against this outrageous violation of civil liberties (and EU law), but to no avail. Menwith Hill is unaccountable, unlawful and undemocratic and amazingly, very few people seem to be aware of its existence.

I can understand why they needed the nearby Fylingdales early warning radar station during the cold war (though that is now being upgraded to become part of the farcical Star Wars defence shield), but Menwith Hill is illegal and immoral.

In case you think they're not listening to you, they constantly monitor all European post, telephone and telegraph signals, together with mobile communications and such corporations as ITT and RCA in the US.
Say "Hi" to them next time you call anyone.
Then tell them to fuck off.

Now you know."


So Merry Christmas Blogville, Eddie and Chelsea and - as Tiny Tim said, "Gawd bless us, every one."•


•except the NSA.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Wednesday Window - Below Stairs

The butler's dining table below stairs at Blickling. Lovely view of the garden but …

… not quite the same as above stairs. Ah, death, taxes and inequality: our constant companions.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Monday, April 08, 2013

Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead

Hey, it just came on the news. Thatcher has dropped dead!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa …
Rejoice, oh, happy world.
I'm going to be smiling for weeks.

Sunday, January 06, 2013

A Hidden Jewel

How Brontë is that?

Lynn's been over here on the correct side of the country for Christmas with her parents and yesterday I stole her away for a meandering drive out to the coast.
On our way, we swung by Hemblington; a tiny hamlet-ette only a couple of miles from my house, as one of Lynn's ancestors hails from there.

The hamlet is still there; a cluster of modern houses snuggled around a few mediæval thatched cottages, but the place had been emparked in the eighteenth century so the original village has long disappeared, demolished by the rapacious landowner who evicted the entire population, replaced them with far more profitable sheep and built his manor house by the church, which now stands over a mile from the modern hamlet.
While there are myriad mediæval halls and merchants' houses littering the local countryside, many dating back pre-twelfth century in part, I know of no complete working class house from before around 1400 anywhere around here.
Here in east Norfolk, we're on glacial chalk and there is no natural, workable building stone (hence the round flint towers of Saxon times before the Normans floated Caen stone over here on barges to build the Castle and Cathedral) and most folk lived in one room hovels built around a very basic timber frame. These frames were infilled with wattle and daub (wattle being the young growth from pollarded willows woven into basketwork panels); the local daub being of clunch (chalk rubble), mixed with clay mud, dung and urine, and "puddled" (trodden into a squish) before being thrown onto the wattles. The outside was weatherproofed with slaked lime and the roofs were thatched. They needed rebuilding every generation so none have survived (other than the timber frames with later brick infill).

All Saints Church took some finding, as it's cut off from the hamlet, but after a dead end and a muddy track we eventually found it, way out in the middle of nowhere and to my unalloyed delight discovered it is a virtually unspoiled, ninth/tenth century Saxon round towered flint church … a rarity indeed, even in Norfolk where we have more of them than the rest of the world combined.
I thought I knew all the Saxon churches around here, so finding this one so close to home was a wonderful surprise.
Anyhoo … looking at the photo above (and ignoring the madwoman): the tower is ninth or tenth century, as is the greater part of the nave. The only surviving Saxon windows are the bell-frame windows at the top of the tower. After the Norman conquest, when the church was already old, the new French landowner added a chancel (the bit on the right) in the twelfth century Early English style (the first, simple, gothic style windows you can see there). A later Plantagenet landowner replaced the Saxon windows in the nave using the lovely Decorated Gothic style (thirteenth century), and much later, the landowner who emparked the village added the knapped flint crosses to the porch and replaced the thatched roof with pantiles.

Inside, however, was another revelation. Hoo boy!

The Victorians - those criminal desecrators of all things tasteful - systematically whitewashed over every mediæval wall painting in every church in the country during their dreadful reign of cultural terror in the nineteenth century. Too primitive; too rude; too humorous for the Calvinistic Taliban.
In the last three decades, a renaissance has been under way and - very gradually - those original glories of gothic period church wall paintings have been painstakingly uncovered in a few remote churches.
 Here in Hemblington is the finest I have ever seen: Saint Christopher carrying the Christ child, surrounded by other Bible stories.
When this was painted, Mass was a Latin only service and the "mystery" of the Church was maintained by keeping the population completely ignorant of what the Bible was about (no English language version was available until hundreds of years afterwards). So to educate the peasantry, stories from Scripture were painted on the walls; our great religious cultural history wilfully destroyed by the ignorant Victorians.
This example is - judging by the style of contemporary illuminated manuscripts - probably original to the church and therefore may even be as early as the ninth or tenth century.
Wow!

Here's the thirteenth century font, repainted in its original colours. I've fallen in love with this little church and will be back in better weather to take more photos for you.


I'll leave you with Lynn, delighted to be sitting (and shivering) in the very pews her ancestor would have known all too well.
Toodle pip from Very Olde England!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

So Much For The Sales

"Boxing Day Sales! British Public Set To Spend £3 billion!"
At least according to the desperately pathetic pleading of the news headlines this morning.

Consequently, I moseyed on into town to play Gawp and Giggle at the insanity.
Only it never turned up …
The streets have been about as crowded today as the river.
It was a beautiful day, too … the first without torrential rain since the end of the early December Ice Age, so no excuses for staying indoors. I've been walking for hours and it's been lovely.

Castle Mall is usually a lot more crowded than this on a normal weekday. There were far more staff than customers in every shop I visited.
The coffee shop was almost deserted. I sat chatting and laughing for three refills of coffee with a family who had come out for a walk to escape the dreadful misery of Christmas TV. They'd dragged their whiny adolescent daughters out for some fresh air and I regret to say we poked fun at the girls mercilessly as they blinked in the sunshine and whimpered at their mum to let them have their phones back so they could retreat from reality. Hoo boy, I'm glad I'm a non-breeder.

The Forum was so quiet I could faintly hear the screams of stock market analysts and retail shareholders as they plummeted to their deaths from the nearest tall buildings.
I did my best for the economy by buying a new jumper (four sales ladies to one customer … yay!) reduced from £45 to £5.
The high street stores have seen the sign saying "This Way Down The Shitter" and they're trudging wearily after it.

The teeming hordes thronging Tombland bear mute witness to the fact that the rich have bled us so dry that we have nothing left to give.
Look out, 2013 … you're fucked.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Getting Lighter Already

So … The End of the World didn't happen (again).
What we did get, however, was a winter solstice, which in itself is reason enough to misuse the word party as a verb this week, without having to use the excuse that a couple of thousand years ago an underaged girl was being forced to bring an unwanted baby into an uncaring world (plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose).

On the subject of the End of the World ™, that gayest of 'manly' world leaders, President Vladiboy Putin gave us some unintended mirth this week (I don't know who else noticed so I'll tell it anyway).
In an attempt to appear intelligent (never a good sign in a Russian leader) he officially pronounced that the earth has an expected life span of around seven billion years (s'true, folks … the Bible tells us that the sun will eventually run out of hydrogen and will have to start burning helium, which will force it to expand to a red giant phase and burn the earth to a crisp - as well as making the sun's voice go comically falsetto) and that as we have already had four-and-a-half billion years of that, we can expect the end of the world in around four-and-a-half billion years from now.
Good to see they still teach arithmetic in Russia.

Back to solstice celebrations …
As you can see from the photo, the crowds of Christmas shoppers in Norwich are a little like the crowds of Christmas shoppers in London, in that they don't exist this year.
This year, the poor have nothing left to give; if the rich want us to spend our way out of their recession they're out of luck; this year they'll have to lift their fat asses up off their yachts,  haul some of their offshore billions back here and spend it themselves … or we're even more fucked than we are now.

Anyhoo … the solstice has been and gone, so now we start the long haul toward that distant spring. This was City Hall at four o'clock in the afternoon, the day before the world was due to end (again). One day soon, we can look forward to a four o'clock where we don't keep bumping into things and can actually see where we're going … and the tacky, never-ending rainbow light show on the front of City Hall will be switched off.
In the meantime, enjoy your festive week; celebrate the turning of the seasons with the rest of us mercifully godless heathens.
And make the most of it … thanks to Putin's arithmetical inadequacy, the world will end two billion years earlier than he expects. Eek!

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Hum and Bug

Fuck it! I hate snow with a passion; a passion so intense that the like of it is rarely seen outside of Mexican TV soap operas.
You guessed it. Hiver est arrivé and with it the swearing.
Outside my window this morning the fields are as white as week-old dogshit.
If I had any money I'd get the hell out of this miserable shithole and move somewhere warm.
Donations gratefully accepted.

While I wait for the cash and plane tickets to roll in - and because I know you like that sort of thing and I'm a kindly soul - here are some of the Christmas lights from my second spiritual home of Piccadilly.

Note the hordes of Christmas shoppers. Having taken away all of our money, the government now begs us to "spend our way out of the recession."

Yeah? With what, you fuckwits? We don't all have a forty million pound personal fortune like "Call me Dave; I feel your pain" fucking Cameron.
You've taken everything we have, you utter bastards. You've given it to your friends (£9 billion in UK bankers' bonuses this year alone - and all this mess is their fault) who have hidden it offshore.
Spend your OWN way out of the fucking recession.
Gits.
Can you tell that Christmas is coming? If you're new to this blog, don't worry; it's like this every year.
Bah, and a great big dolloping side-helping of Humbug.

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Hey Ho

After the most disgusting, vituperative, poisonous, divisive years of "campaigning" in history, with more lies, bigotry and sheer insanity on display than during Hitler's rise to power, and the tattered shreds of America's last vestiges of credibility blithely tossed away, it was something of a relief this morning to see both candidates furiously back-pedalling and attempting to paper over the yawning chasms they have created by calling for Americans to work together.

Just think of what could have been done with the money they spent splitting the country irreconcilably in two had they thought to say that back at the start.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

We Can Be Heroes

So farewell then, the most wonderful eight weeks this country has enjoyed since … well, probably since the end of the last ice age.

Eight short weeks of scintillating Promenade concerts and brilliant Olympic and Paralympic endeavour that have battered down the walls of my cynicism and left me really quite pleased to live here.

 I'm about to watch the closing ceremony of what has been beyond all shadow of a doubt the greatest Paralympics in history: two and a half million seats sold out and filled, leaving the unlucky remainder of the country glued to the TV to cheer every athlete to the rafters.

Last night was the end of a wonderful Proms season (there is no other sort) and saw the traditional Last Night of the Proms' ludicrous excess of Pythonesque jingoism hit new heights of ecstatic insanity when the stage was lined with gold medal winning Olympians and Paralympians for the bonkers, country-wide (hundreds of thousands of people packed into parks and waving giant flags at giant screens) repeated choruses of Rule Britannia and Jerusalem by the biggest and most breathlessly berserk choir ever assembled.
It seems so long ago that we all cheered and stamped and shouted ourselves hoarse at the Olympics.
Wow!
What a summer!
The sun even shone after six months of rain.

And now it's all over …
 Except that it's not.

This country has changed over the past eight, glorious weeks of culture, music and sport. It has actually BECOME a country for the first time since the war.

We have witnessed the ordinary people of this overcrowded little island becoming extraordinary. We have witnessed their common spirit, their compassion, their intelligence, their ability to distinguish Patriotism from Nationalism, their exceedingly vocal support for every athlete - not just the British ones, their heartfelt embrace of - indeed their hysterical shrieking adulation of - the world's greatest Paralympians, seeing not the disability but the ability of each and every person taking part.

This wondrous summer has changed the country and it has changed me. Now all we need to change is the government and its financial institutions (in the middle of the Paralympics the Tories blithely announced benefit cuts for the disabled) and we might just be able to glimpse some hope for the future.

Bereft as I feel now that the whole thing is over, I know that - whatever's to come - we will always have this wonderful summer, these eight short weeks of euphoria and hope, of decency and humanity; of eighty-thousand people roundly booing our innumerate Fascist chancellor when some idiot let him into the stadium.

Remember it at the next election. Let's build on it. Let's take back our country from the greedy and corrupt and bring it back into the light.
We managed it for eight incredible weeks. We can manage it again and again.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Writing Drunk Last Night in Front of the Olympics with a Ry Cooder Album Playing …

A touch more Ry. This is the haunting El UFO Cayó, from the superb Chavez Ravine album (buy the CD, not the download, as the accompanying booklet is essential reading).
There are some heartbreaking photos in this clip of the forced demolition and eviction of the Hispanic community living in Chavez Ravine; a laudable social housing project that got hi-jacked by the usual greed and corruption and - after a ten year battle - the last thousand or so residents lost out to the money men behind the move from New York of the Dodgers baseball team.
To deflect blame, the social housing project's organisers were branded Communist and ruthlessly purged by the idiot show trials of HUAC; and in an echo of the zoot suit riots, thugs were bussed in to beat the crap out of the Hispanic families living in Chavez Ravine. Eventually the bulldozers did their filthy work and the cops drove the refugees out of town.
"We don't want slums in LA!" said the mayor at the time.
I wonder how that turned out?

I tend to listen to this album a lot when I'm reading James Ellroy, whose revisionist history of LA (if anybody hasn't read his LA Quartet novels: The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, L.A.Confidential and White Jazz, drop what you're doing and read them now) throws the real events into sharp relief.
Also check out Mike Davis' 'City of Quartz' for a decent alternative history of the City of Angels.

Of course the music also ties in with my deep love of Los Bros Hernandez and their own, more contemporary LA social history, played out in the incomparable Love and Rockets comics from the eighties to the present.
And unless you have an intimate knowledge of Love and Rockets, how on earth can you hope to understand a single word I write on this blog?


Friday, August 10, 2012

An Intelligent American

News this morning that one of my favourite Americans is bringing out a new album to help voters over there understand what's going on.

The man who gave America back its real music; who gave us Into The Purple Valley, Chicken Skin Music, the incomparable Bop Til You Drop, the slide soundtrack to Paris, Texas, THAT solo on John Hiatt's Lipstick Sunset, just keeps on getting better and better.

Ry's last three albums - his "California Trilogy" were breathtaking. From the outrage and sadness (and not forgetting hilarity, Hispanic dance heaven and a UFO) of Chavez Ravine, through the Dustbowl Odyssey (with Æsopian fabulous animals) of My Name Is Buddy, to the gloriously supercharged carmageddon of I, Flathead (released with its own novella attached), he has been the soundtrack to the real American Dream.

Now he launches Election Special.
No idea what it's going to be like musically (Ry makes chamæleons look bland and predictable), but I can be pretty damned sure that its politics will be bang on target.

Go buy it. I just pre-ordered my copy. Then listen to it before you vote.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

A Class Warrior Writes …

Just because we won a gold in the dressage doesn't mean I want to watch it. Preening upper class twits forcing noble animals to do what doesn't come naturally … an event that should have gone the way of animal circuses and been banned years ago.

We also won a gold today in the women's boxing. Boxing is never something I've enjoyed watching either but Nicola Adams has fought a bigoted and misogynist male-dominated Olympic Committee for many long years to finally succeed and see her sport recognised as something other than "foxy boxing."
Three hearty cheers for her!

Quote of the Day

More bullmitt from the mouth of the moron:
Not content with offending entire nations on his gaffe-fest tour of "safe" foreign allies a couple of weeks back, Romney now offends Sikh Americans with:
"We had a moment of silence in honour of the people who lost their lives at that sheik temple."
The man gets dumber by the hour.

Addendum:
DUH … Looks like Mitt the Twit is actually a fake.