Wednesday Window - Attack of the Creepy Wisteria

Dusty Cornucopia

WTF Monday - No't A-Fu'ckin'g-Gai'n …

Okay. That's it. I'm done messing. From now on, I'm calling for the Apostrophe Police to be armed.
Lock and load, people.

Saturday Statuary - Gayrilla

Preparations for Pride Day's march were in full swing at Breakfast Club this morning.

Even the fuzz were getting in on the action.

Careful with that baton, officer …

Friday Morning Wood - Over and Under

Spiky

Total eclipse of the lightning rod.

Meanwhile, Back at the Yarn Ball Tree …

It's amazing how long the fruit of the yarn ball tree stays fresh.

It's been there since last winter!

WTF Monday - Café Poem

Saturday Statuary - Chair

Friday Morning Wood - Evolution Schmeevolution

The trouble with coming down out of the trees and walking upright is that it's a bugger to get back up in the trees again.

I've always thought we should never have left the oceans.

Evolution? Who needs it?

Banana? What Banana?

Wednesday Window - Not For Squares

Hot as Heck

Heck, heck, heckity hecking heck it's hot.
I know … I've been complaining about the cold all year. Well now all of a sudden I can complain about the heat. It's in the nineties and sticky as a whole heap of sticks.
Roll on Autumn!

WTF Monday - Normal For Norfolk (Again)

Well Done, Older Person …

Dear Guardian,

Okay, so I'm fifty-four, but I don't need my newspaper to remind me of the fact.
It is a sad reflection on the state of the nation that simply being able to recognise trees labels me an "older" person.
Were I not laughing so hard at your quizmaster's gentle, patronising mockery I might have taken offence.

Best Regards

David (elder).

Saturday Statuary - Cock

Big, angry cock.

Waiting to be … er … ridden.

Friday Morning Wood - Totem

Extreme Mouse Eradication

Not too sure what's supposed to be going on here, but it doesn't look good for Mickey.

Wednesday Window - Gorilla

Jack Tat

Coolest tat from last weekend's Lord Mayor's bunfight. Yay, Jack!

It's A Fucked Up World

Another reason that Hell in a handcart looks like an attractive option.

WTF Monday - Normal For Norfolk

Some folk like to live the dream, but here in Norfolk we prefer to live your creepiest nightmares.
Where's the fun in going to sleep if you don't wake up screaming?

Am I the Only Person Who Sees It?

Norwich is a fucking weird place. A giant octopus lands on top of the Guildhall and everybody looks the other way.
Click on the photo to enlarge it and see if you can find anyone who has noticed it.
It was there!
Honest!
Or did I dream it?

NFN - Just Another One of Those Days

Hokay … so a giant octopus is eating the Guildhall …

This is Norfolk … These things happen. Get used to it.

Friday Morning Wood

Who Wants To Live For Ever?

WTF Monday / Saturday Statuary … er … on Wednesday

I'm still here, just taking a bit of a lazy-assed time out to watch the tennis.
In the meantime, Norwich - having endured a plague of elephants and one of penguins, has now been invaded by gorillas.
Or did I dream it …