Welcome to Quitter™, a wonderful new anti-social messaging service where you can keep friends and family really annoyed with irritating little messages about what you're doing.
"I'm typing this".
Whoop di doo!
Actually, I'm having a great time. Thanks to those who asked.
I hope you're all having an utterly splendid time, too.
If you're not, you should try switching off your TV and your computer.
It works for me.
Toodle-pip.
