WTF Monday - Meanwhile, in the Louvre …

"Gimme back my penis, you cock-pecking bastard!

C'mon! Cough it up!

I'm gonna need that when I get older."

Slow Time

Hey, it's Sunday and I've got the whole week off to recharge my batteries after a frenzied period of overwork.
Phil and Dawn are in Paris, Tony's off to Spain, Gerry and Heddy are running away to Sicily and me? I'm heading for my library to rest my tired eyes from bloody computer screens and spend a lazy-assed week snuggled into my big ol' reading chair.
Toodle pip!

Friday Morning Wood - How Many Eyes Does A Yew Tree Need?

I only have eyes for yew, etc.

Wednesday Window - Hattie

A peek through the window of Goodwood motor racing circuit's hat shop. Yay style!

Sir Jackie

It'll take me a while to go through the more than half a thousand photos I took at Goodwood at the weekend, but here to tide you over is one of my favourites so far: a nice portrait of Sir Jackie Stewart driving one of Jim Clark's beautiful old Lotus racers. Worth clicking on it to enlarge it. Sometimes I manage to get the panning just right and it makes me very grateful to those nice folk at Canon.

WTF Monday - FU…

All in all it's been a pretty strange weekend …

Friday Morning Wood - Twister

Wednesday Window

WTF Monday - Sick

Friday Morning Wood

Wednesday Window - Ripon Cathedral

It's Tuesday. Chill the Heck Out

It's true: in England, the rivers run with tea.

WTF Monday - Yet More Inexplicable Classicism

"You want this, huh?
You want this bunch of grapes and this severed penis?
Huh?
Yeah, I know you want it.
Well you can just keep your filthy paws away from my fruit sack, you weird fucking cat/dog/otter-looking thing, you.
As for the severed penis: I don't exactly recall why I'm holding that but as it's way bigger than mine I'm thinking I'll just keep hold of it and you can go find your own."