See you in a little while, Mum; I'm about to hit the road.
Speedway, Marmite (officially a National Treasure) is the sticky cack from the bottom of the beer vats at Adnam's brewery in Southwold, further fermented until it rots and then stuck in a jar. It is hideously addictive and completely revolting and I love it. I particularly love Marmite Black Label, which is double strength and will rip your tastebuds from your mouth and spit them through the nearest wall. Marmite Gold is Marmite with … er … little flecks of gold in it so you can shit bling. True! We've ben through this several times before and I can confirm that in certain parts of the US of A it is available in specialist stores. Go buy. Enjoy. Please don't hate me once you've tasted it.
A joyously jazzy and poetic Christmas to you and Norm, Ms.M. xx
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A Merry Christmas from me as well… to all of Dives lovely friends on here.
What's Marmite, and do the reindeer appear to be running at the jar POW! when the sign is lighted?
A Merry Christmas to you, too, Alifan! May it be jazzy :-)
And, of course, to you, too, Dive!
See you in a little while, Mum; I'm about to hit the road.
Speedway, Marmite (officially a National Treasure) is the sticky cack from the bottom of the beer vats at Adnam's brewery in Southwold, further fermented until it rots and then stuck in a jar. It is hideously addictive and completely revolting and I love it.
I particularly love Marmite Black Label, which is double strength and will rip your tastebuds from your mouth and spit them through the nearest wall.
Marmite Gold is Marmite with … er … little flecks of gold in it so you can shit bling.
True!
We've ben through this several times before and I can confirm that in certain parts of the US of A it is available in specialist stores.
Go buy.
Enjoy.
Please don't hate me once you've tasted it.
A joyously jazzy and poetic Christmas to you and Norm, Ms.M.
xx
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