Joy has tagged me.
Hee hee hee.
Joy is newly landed on the Small Glass Planet and has not yet encountered the sweary heart of darkness that awaits the unwary.
Joy is from the splendid Norwich Daily Photo (it's in my sidebar) and makes me homesick while I'm at work, for which I thank her most effusively.
Oh Joy, you should know that Old Dive cannot resist a meme.
But this one's the old "eight random facts" meme, so I will simply refer you to the last time I did it, which can be found here.
Should you be at all curious to find out more gruesome details, you may be foolish enough to check out the "Fives" meme and Old Dive's Favourite Meme, or any of the other, myriad memes lurking in my archives.
Consider yourself tagged on any that you might fancy filling in.
With her other hat on, Doctor Joy dispenses sage advice from her blog: Your Love Coach; advice I wish I'd known thirty years ago!
… or even last year …
Joy, should you ever fall short of clients or feel the need to delve deep into the tortured male psyche and have a good giggle, you might want to don rubber gloves and rummage furtively in the catastrophic emotional wreckage of Dive's Dating Posts … see also my "Non-Dating Posts".
If ever a man was in need of the Love Coach …
10 comments:
Oh...a love COACH. I was thinking what a fun job that would be to be a love COUCH.....
Hahaha, Maria. Indeed - a love couch may be an interesting thing to be for some people, but I may find it icky. :D
Dive, your posts make me grin from ear to ear! You are wickedly irreverent and could certainly use more of you in the blogosphere.
I will spend more time perusing oldest posts of yours when I get the chance. Now I shall go away and plan what goodies I shall purchase from the grocery! (Note to self: must stay away from sweets...)
Yep - if you ever need a love coach, you know where to find me. My rates are very reasonable :D
joy
Your Love Coach
Maria; get down on that love couch with Bing as soon as she gets home.
Joy; I am so glad you're not offended by my misadventures.
Flick through my sidebar to discover my like-minded and lovely Blogville neighbours.
Fortunately (for both if us, probably, as I'd spend all my money and drive you round the bend) I am now so in love that I'm in serious danger of losing my ranty reputation. Hey ho.
I just bought a "LOVE WEDGE & RAMP!"
Complete with velcro handcuffs!!!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No one reads your blog do they DB?
;))))))))))xoxo
Nobody at all, Ame. Don't worry.
And will these … ahem … perfectly innocent accessories be putting in an appearance at Santa Clara Daily Photo?
Hey, doesn't Rich have a love coach, too?
So, Dive, just because you're in love doesn't mean you can't be ranty now and then.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...will have to arrive at a decision on that appearance after the trial run!!!
How much woodja pay to see it????
LMAO!
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HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND SWEETS! MISS YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just this moment discovered you! And already you have greatly entertained me!
good thing it's the weekend! i hope you get a chance to revel in all your love craziness! ;-)
Robyn: I believe he does have one stashed in his blog somewhere.
Ame: Hee hee. Miss you too!
Cabacuri: Welcome! This blog seems to attract far more Australian readers than English ones; I think it's time to emigrate down there.
Savannah: No chance of that at the weekend. Rats.
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