Monday, September 10, 2012

WTF Monday - Pimp My Ram

Yes, it's a dead ram; yes, it's on wheels, yes, it's a drinks dispenser, yes, it's Monday.
Eat your heart out, Skymall.

14 comments:

Alifan said...

How degrading to a beautiful animal, those eyes look so sad…

dive said...

It's the Royal Norfolk Regiment's old mascot. Looks like they simply couldn't part with it.

Speedway said...

A drink dispenser? What's even more disturbing is the mind of the man who thought of it. "Let's make a giant, bejeweled flask out of old Billy." Yuck.

Katherine said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

(As opposed to "ewe.")

Vanda said...

I knew right away booze was involved. Do you drink out of the holes on the horns? Is it a two-(wo)man task?

dive said...

Speedway, we're talking Victorian military men here; they lose their regimental mascot and think to themselves … "Hmm … We want to keep its memory alive and drink to it at mealtimes … what do we do? Hey, let's stuff it and make it into a decanter!"

Katherine: Hahahahahahaha! Thank you for cheering me up after a crappy Monday.

Vanda, booze is always involved. Apparently it pours port from one horn and claret from the other. And now I'm beginning to want a ram decanter like that myself.

Speedway said...

Poor Billy. If he hadn't already been dead, he'd have died of shame.

dive said...

I think he probably died of drink.

Petrea Burchard said...

I agree with Alifan. And with Katherine.

Ms M said...

I think I'll pass on the drink...
I agree with Katherine:
EWWWWWW and EWEWEWEWEWEWEWE.

savannah said...

ND HERE I WAS FEELING GUILTY FOR MISSING WTF MONDAY!

*yikes* I thought I'd just hit the shift key, but wtf, right? that image would cause me to yell, sugarpie! :) xoxoxoxoxo

dive said...

Me too, Petrea. My first thought on seeing the thing was "Eww! Icky!"

Hee hee hee, Ms.M.

Savannah, WTF Monday would not be WTF Monday without the WTF.
xoxoxoxox

Shan said...

Ewe certainly have a way of describing things that makes me wish you worked for Skymall. I needed that hearty shock laugh this morning!! :D

dive said...

Thank ewe, Shan; if it made you laugh then the ram didn't die in vain.
And boy howdy, I would LOVE to work for Skymall! Hee hee.