I think if my hand were cut off in a duel I would want to keep it. I probably wouldn't take it out and look at it very often, but I wouldn't want to part with it.
Let'see, they were probably fighting right-handed, so the left was up in the air ... En garde! Swish-stab-stuck! Poke-poke-swipe! Plop-drop-f**k! Merde!It's gone! (You need a hand?)
My day was lovely, thank you, Speedway; then suddenly very painful and sweary for a bit (see next post); now it's kind of painkiller and alcohol hazy so it's probably bedtime.
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Sh ... er, ah, shoot, Dive! Is that the hand that violated the Batman squirt gun or a French manicure gone amok?
Ewwww! What was this duel about? And why did they save his hand??
I think if my hand were cut off in a duel I would want to keep it. I probably wouldn't take it out and look at it very often, but I wouldn't want to part with it.
Hahahahaha, Speedway! Thank you for that.
Ms.M. duels were invariably about men being insecure about their penises. Now they just drive absurd cars instead of cut off one another's hands.
Petrea, I think I have to agree with you, however icky it might be.
This hand gave me the creepy judders.
Let'see, they were probably fighting right-handed, so the left was up in the air ... En garde!
Swish-stab-stuck!
Poke-poke-swipe!
Plop-drop-f**k!
Merde!It's gone!
(You need a hand?)
How was your day in London?
Hee hee hee!
My day was lovely, thank you, Speedway; then suddenly very painful and sweary for a bit (see next post); now it's kind of painkiller and alcohol hazy so it's probably bedtime.
I kept my old wisdom tooth, so why not a hand, right?
Some things needn't be preserved.
Vanda, you're not supposed to keep your wisdom teeth; they're desperately needed by the tooth fairy to put inside paint spray cans.
Katherine, I'm wondering what happened to the rest of him.
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