Saturday, August 25, 2012

Saturday Statuary - Careful Where You Point That Bloody Thing


8 comments:

Speedway said...

"I shot an arrow into the air,
Where it fell I knew not ... F**k!
Now look who my arrow's stuck!
I knew I should have been more wary,
Because I've pierced a naked Harry."

dive said...

Hahahahahaha!
Excelent, Speedway.

As for the pantsless parasite: if he visits Vegas again, please keep him; we don't want the smegger here.

Speedway said...

Dive, I think the young man is happier in his work as soldier than as prince. Whatever discipline the military hands out he'll probably take more seriously than whatever the Palace has for him.

Now, as for those venal Vegas b***ches, I have a whole 'nother rant for the young man.

Robyn Martins said...

Speedway, that's so funny!!

Ms M said...

Hahaha -- that's great, Speedway!

Is the figure blindfolded? Or is that just a shadow?

dive said...

Speedway, the young man is happier dressing as a Nazi and enjoying limitless unearned money and privilege. The squaddies I know living in Colchester Barracks struggle to put food on the table; between tours of duty they do not swan off to Vegas to get shitfaced and naked with tarts.
Please, keep him next time he's over there.

Robyn, our Speedway has many talents.

Ms.M: it;s just shadow; he's wearing a silly hat.

Speedway said...

Oh, thanks, Dive. Maybe. It's more like many small talents, though no one big one to make me truly *special.* Well, maybe one, but I'm not talkin'.

dive said...

Hee hee.