Ok, I see a coffee pot with beans in it, some kind of spritzer thing (which I at first thought was a hair dryer), but damn if I can make out those rockets with a belt clip. A coin slot for a gumball machine down in the lower right. All around the corner from a noodle bar.
Speedway, anything that dispenses caffeine on demand gets my vote (unless it's Mitt Romney in a waitress uniform). I don't care if it comes with rocket motors or even dancing girls; as long as it makes a great cup of coffee, the rest is just bells and whistles … or indeed rocket motors and dancing girls.
Looks like a combo of a coffee pot, food processor, and electric shaver (the old kind with 2 rotating heads). And it looks to be in an ecstatic state of levitation.
What a lovely phrase, Ms.M. My job for today is to attempt to achieve an ecstatic state of levitation. As I'll be trudging around a rain-sodden building site, shouting at people, it could prove a tough assignment.
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Painful bedroom toy?
Ok, I see a coffee pot with beans in it, some kind of spritzer thing (which I at first thought was a hair dryer), but damn if I can make out those rockets with a belt clip. A coin slot for a gumball machine down in the lower right. All around the corner from a noodle bar.
OUCH, Katherine!
Speedway, anything that dispenses caffeine on demand gets my vote (unless it's Mitt Romney in a waitress uniform).
I don't care if it comes with rocket motors or even dancing girls; as long as it makes a great cup of coffee, the rest is just bells and whistles … or indeed rocket motors and dancing girls.
Looks like a combo of a coffee pot, food processor, and electric shaver (the old kind with 2 rotating heads). And it looks to be in an ecstatic state of levitation.
What a lovely phrase, Ms.M. My job for today is to attempt to achieve an ecstatic state of levitation. As I'll be trudging around a rain-sodden building site, shouting at people, it could prove a tough assignment.
Just be sure to not let the rain and mud levitate inside your boots.
I'm home, Speedway, and I've got mud up to my knees. Clothes straight in the wash … I'll scrape my site boots clean tomorrow. Bleah …
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