Yay!
Back at Japanese classes last night after half term.
I love my Japanese class.
Cute as Mayuko-sensei is, however, I feel that maybe she might expand her teaching technique in a new direction.
Next week I think I might show her this …
A while back, oddball Japanese TV show (is there any other kind?) "Vermilion Pleasure Night" aired a series called "ワンポイント英会話" (One Point English Lesson); a totally glorious piss-take of language learning shows featuring a beautiful geisha teaching English phrases to her Japanese boyfriend Toshi.
Except that the phrases she teaches are … er … not the kind of things you want your mother to hear.
This is one of the milder ones (and my personal favourite due to the added grammar lesson), but if you want to see just how outrageously filthy our potty-mouthed geisha can get, pop on over to JapanSugoi (awesome Japan) and watch all six episodes.
Just DON'T DO IT AT WORK or indeed in front of anyone of a delicate nature.
Now "listen and repeat …"
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Sorry, I don't know the Japanese for "hee hee hee hee hee HEE!".
If Mayuko is any guide, Lucio, you screw your eyes up tight and jiggle around, making high-pitched squealing noises.
At least I THINK that means she's laughing … who knows?
Good grief. That's just....wrong.
But so right.
Nope.
x ;)
HAhahahahaha!
Wow, that's a family who really keeps their head together.
Oh for Pete's sake. I'm going to have trouble not giggling at my next English class with the immigrants next week. We're actually working on the usage of I/we/she/he/they.
hee hee hee
I didn't even notice what this woman was saying because I was so distracted by her gravity-defying hairstyle, the entire tube of lipstick she seems to have applied to her lips and the new-fangled chopstick-acupuncture thing she's got going on.
I'm glad she included the grandparents. Just because people get old doesn't mean they don't remember the good times.
First rate...........
Lucky Toshi.
I have that tune going through my head now. I'm singing "I give good head. lalalaaaa"
Lynn: !
Shaaza: Hee hee hee! That is too funny!
Robyn: Boy, howdy; that could be serious fun. How will you ever stop yourself giving that as an example? I don't have that kind of will-power.
Katie: Geisha hair is beautiful. together with the kimono it is designed to emphasise the most erotic parts of a woman; her neck and shoulders … Mmmmmm …
If I bring a load of coloured chopsticks on our Paris jaunt, look out! Hee hee.
Oh, Petrea, that just cracked me up! Thank you.
Phil: "Come on … Come ARN! Toshi … Come on …" The girls at work have been yelling that all day.
Sassy: "Date" will be so happy. Hee hee.
my grandmother gives good head
OH.MY.GAWD! that is so not right, but also, so damned funny! you lift my spirits during countdown time, darling! ;) xoxoxo
Your grandmother gives good head, Savannah?
Hoorah for her!
Hee hee.
So wrong, but so, so right.
xoxoxo
Nope. I tried earlier. I still don't know what to say about that that doesn't incriminate "my parents" or "my family". :O
Maybe I should go back to the scary office gnome/acorn topic....uhm....that was pretty funny I'll admit.
Squirrels can be good fodder for jokes. Back in college one of our friends kept a shoebox with a petrified squirrel in it and he'd ask people if they wanted to see "a laugh in a box". Of course they did and would always laugh uncomfortably at the sight of the dead squirrel. That same laugh I get when I'm listening to Japanese lessons over here!haha
Have a great weekend Dive!!
I couldn't resist:
http://ishotfridakahlo.blogspot.com/2009/02/yes-you-can-colour-my-pleasure-night.html
Please,what is a "stalker"?
Hi Dive - good to see nothing has changed here while I have been away. Am home for two weeks before heading off again for about 6 !!
I can only imagine what those pins sticking out of the side of her head must add to the pleasure/pain of the act!!!!
She is very pretty Dive, I'll give you that!
That one little chopstick with the bobbley thing on it was distracting. Like Katie...I just kept looking at it and her hair and waiting for something to give....
Shan: A petrified squirrel?
That's just plain weird.
I'm glad you could see the funny side of our potty-mouthed geisha.
Lucio: Excellent!
Anonymous: Someone who knows where you live and you really, REALLY wih they didn't; they follow you around, ring you up and think you love them but you want them out of your life forever.
Hey ho.
Hi, Jules! Glad to see you're still around, if only from time to time.
Enjoy your two weeks of paradise!
Mme: Yes, but what a potty-mouth she has!
Maria: It must be a girl thing.
Ah!Phew!Phew!Thanks,thanks so much
to answer to explain.
I'm so relieved:so, to be an"anon."
isn't to be a "stalker"!For last
days,I believed you could thought
I am one.I didn't dare to post to your SMG anymore.
Please,let you know Dive:I'm so and
so busy.I haven't to surf a lot.
I have selected.Do you understand?
Do you agree?No?(maybe I'm a too selfish person and,if so,I'm ashamed I don't suffer from a lack
of community)I like play,I like make joke.
Enough about me!
By the way, the geisha is so cute,
so sexy to appear-if not naively-
"pure" underneath her kimono!
I like that.
Hee hee, Anonymous.
Don't worry; you're not a stalker.
My stalker is someone from a long time ago who turned up again and is not welcome.
Hey ho.
Ah!Ah! Again a Dive-Fan!
M.or W.? Take care!!!
Hee hee!
I don't want to know this about my grandparents. (May they rest in peace).
Hee hee again, Neetzy.
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