Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Shite Christmas

A very Merry Christmas to the lost and the lonely from the miserable old man in the piss hat.


May all your Christmases be merrier than Old Dive's.

14 comments:

Katherine said...

WOW! It's already Christmas there. That's REALLY weird to me for some reason. LOL.

Nice hat!!!

Merry Christmas, Dive! Peace to all in the New Year!

dive said...

Merry Christmas, Katherine!

I got the same feeling on Christmas Eve, when Kate posted on Christmas Day in Australia.
This longitude business means I have to keep a whole bunch of clocks up on my desktop to keep track of my blogpals' diurnal activities.

My hat says "Hi".

peahen said...

That is the best Old K lookylikey I've seen this side of the border! Cheer up, it'll soon be over and everything will be back to normal. xx

peahen said...

I didn't believe the talk of him being your father until now.

dive said...

Hee hee hee, Pea!
Merry Christmas to you and Rog and Vic and Joan and Helly.
Apply love and kisses liberally.
XOX

Joy said...

Ok - who took this photo? What's with the pouty lip?

Have a truly happy Christmas, dive - from Thom and me!

Now back in Manila after 4 days on the beach!

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Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

Merry Christmas to you too dive, you look like a drunk little stinker of a kid there.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Oh noooo this looks sad. You put a time lapse on your camera okay but... where's the girlfriend? News please. Cheer up Dive. xx

dive said...

Hee hee. Thanks, Joy. I'm having a marvellous Christmas.
But don't tell "Dive"! I would never hear the last of it.

I love that description, Rich. I actually look like my grandfather when I make that face, which is even scarier.

Thank you, Lynn. My girlfriend's away with her family this Christmas (things are still somewhat complicated), which is why I made the grumpy face.
I'm having a lovely Christmas, though.
Hee hee.
XOX

Merry Christmas to you all.

Maria said...

I have a filthy little mind. I missed your pout at first because I was noticing the white shell like things encased in plaster on your top most shelf. I kept thinking they looked like very unusual nipples.

And I'm not the one drinking Jim Beam. All I had today was coffee sans any sort of additive.

Merry Christmas...and the best part? I am DONE with family obligations until...let's see...oh.

Until Thursday when I promised my sister a dinner together. So..a few days off.

suesun said...

methinks those are ammonites, yes?

I told several people today about your "fucking lemon" card that made me laugh so hard when I read it last night.
Laughter travels around the world at an amazing rate.......

dive said...

Not nipples, Maria, but ammonites in limestone. I do love a dirty mind, though.
I'm not one for drinking Jim Beam either, but it was on special when I went to buy scotch and I'm a cheapskate.

Welcome, Suesun. Yes, those are ammonites. They're almost as old as me. I am glad to be able to spread a little laughter with my grumpy cynicism.
You confess a curiosity for bookshelves on your blog. If you check my archives for November 15, 2007, you'll see a few of mine.
Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

dive said...

Oh, and thank you Suesun for the Nightswimming video. That song means more to me than is strictly decent.
Sigh …

Vic said...

Merry Christmas you old bugger. I hope you didn't indulge in any carol-playing at any point!