Tagged By Old Knudsen

Oh, arse! A bloody meme …

Thanks for nothing, Old Man.

I hate these things.
For the record, this is the most piss-poor excuse for a meme I've ever come across. Uninspiring, tedious questions which deserve nothing more than the vitriol heaped on them by Old K and now myself.

Okay; let's get sweary …


1-Do you like the look and the contents of your blog?

What a fucking stupid question.
If I didn't like the look of it, I'd change it, and if I didn't like the content, I wouldn't write all this crap in the first place.
Tosser.


2-Does your family know about your blog?

Yes. But like Old K, they couldn't give a monkey's.


3-Can you tell your friends about your blog? Do you consider it a private thing?

I consider solo masturbation a private thing … oh, and puffin frottage.
If I'm masturbating with my friends, then it's not so private.
And I use the blog to spout off about stuff. What good would it be if no bugger read it?


4-Do you just read the blogs of those who comment on your blog? or you try to discover new blogs?

Of course I do. And I'm constantly trying to find new blogs from desperately lonely women who live just down the road from me. Preferably ones with poor eyesight and low self esteem. No luck so far …


5-Did your blog positively affect your mind? Give an example.

Only to the extent that my friends don't have to put up with my ranting any more. I can rant at strangers, which is nicely therapeutic.


6-What does the number of visitors to your blog mean? Do you use a traffic counter?

I couldn't give a toss.


7-Did you imagine how other bloggers look like?

I try not to but the bastards keep posting photos of themselves. And if I see another fucking baby blog, I'm going Godzilla on this stinking planet.


8-Do you think blogging has any real benefit?

No. The time I waste blogging could be more constructively used looking at porn.


9-Do you think that the blogosphere is a stand alone community separated from the real world.

No. It's a "Sit Alone" community of sad wankers who cannot face the real world.


10-Do some political blogs scare you? Do you avoid them?

No. Religious blogs and those with fucking babies all over them scare me. Stop breeding, you ignorant fuckers. The world cannot possibly feed your snivelling, ugly children.


11-Do you think that criticizing your blog is useful?

Not to me. Criticize all you want; I couldn't give a toss.


12-Have you ever thought about what would happen to your blog in case you died?

No. Why should I care? No offense to some of my American readers, but there is no God and no afterlife. When you're dead, you're dead.


13-Which blogger had the greatest impression on you?

Robyn. She's the person I'd most like as a neighbour. And - other than this meme - I tend to moderate my swearing a bit for her.


14-Which blogger do you think is the most similar to you?

Lonesome, lefty and cynical? That would be Sassy (sorry, gal).


15-Name a song you want to listen to?

Prayer to God by Shellac. The sweariest song about breaking up. Ever. If I had to choose a personal deity, it would be Steve Albini.


Well, that was the crappiest and most boring meme I've ever seen.
It doesn't deserve to be passed on to anyone else, so the only person I'll tag is the sad, miserable waste of oxygen who came up with it in the first place, together with a slap round the head for wasting my time.