Go do the test yourselves. If there's any "Maid Of Honour"s or "Sonnets" out there, run screaming because apparently we're compatible.
This is just soooo wrong …Apparently I "thrive in small groups of smart people" … Hey, I hang around with drummers!
"Not exactly the life and soul of the party" … I'm ALWAYS the life and soul of the party; because I'm the twat up there on stage making the party go bang.
And "slow dancer"? … I dance like your dad, only worse.
And if I had a "Tight circle of friends" just like those described above, I'd shoot myself. All my friends (bar one) are musicians or artists and probably the most antisocial bunch of cynical curmudgeons you're ever likely to meet (and thank God for that).
For your information, I like a woman with attitude; strong, smart, funny, independent and lefty. Drippy just doesn't cut it.
And apparently my "love life improves every year" … Not this year, you bastards.
Surveys? What a bunch of toss!
I decided to skip their Politics test for fear I might break it.
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I did the test last night but didn't save the results. I dont' remember the details, but my name was something about a rose, and there was the mention of brutal somewhere in the subpoints.
"I dance like your dad, only worse." I swear I laughed through a mouth full of coffee on that one. Very very funny! The only dancing my dad ever did was fake clogging on the kitchen tile.
Hee hee. Much worse than that!
Oh, Robyn, we're opposites! That's funny.
Dive, the tests are bullshit. Yours is sweet, though. You should take pride in it.
I have that old song, "Slow dancing, swaying to the music... Slow dancing, just me and my girl..." going through my head.
You have to admit that the romantic advice there is fairly sophisticated: "Always Avoid The Battleaxe." "Your ideal woman is intimate, intelligent, and very supportive." It's not as if this kind of thing is common knowledge, you know.
P.S. If you find a severed thumb in your salad, don't eat it.
Mmm … thumb sashimi …
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