500 Words IL - Story Time

Sheesh! The forty-ninth 500 Words assignment. Next up is the big Five-Oh, so anyone who's been dithering and not writing recently better get their asses in gear for that one.

Only two tall tales this month. Brew up a coffee, sit for a little and enjoy.
The assignment was to write 500 Words based on this photograph:

First up is our Robyn.

Robyn's 'Jean And The Café'

Robyn writes about food better than anyone else I know. If you're not heading for the kitchen at the end of this you have no soul.

Dive's 'Breakfast On The Day That It Happened'

A true story from Clothilde's café (well, true except that 'she' wasn't late and I have no idea what JD's name is - he may indeed be named after Jacques Derrida but he's probably not).
And yes, yet another story featuring a waitress.

I'll post assignment no.50 in a little while. Sharpen your pencils, peeps.