Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Bwang

Mike's got a new toy!
Oh, before we get on to that, note the cool beer table he made from the spare tyres off his sports car with a piece of perforated metal on top.
Eat your hearts out, ladies; this is MAN'S furniture!

Anyhoo; Mike's new toy comes in a box.
It has an accessories bag with what looks to be a penis rest in it.

Woohoo!
Boys' Toys!
I waaaaaaant one!

Lucky guy.
Sharon bought him an "archery experience day" a while back and he got hooked.
Judging by the crop of bullseyes torn out of his target he's getting pretty good at it.

The latest cast member of radio's longest running soap.
Everybody sing "The Archers" theme tune.

Hmm … thinks Sharon … What have I done?

Cool, huh?

19 comments:

Fresh Hell said...

He looks like he can easily don braids and dress up like an indian. If only he can get some of his buddies to dress up like Roy Rogers and there would be a swell full scale Cowboys and Indians game at foot. Sure, someone might lose an eye . . . or something . . . but doesn't that make it all the more fun?

Scout said...

hee hee. You COULD poke an eye out with that. The poor girl does look as if she were regretting that archery experience day, and it all seemed so innocent at first.

dive said...

No WAY am I dragging up in a red sequinned cowboy suit, Fresh!
Pink leather mariachi trousers, maybe, but red sequinned cowboy suit, never!

Robyn: Sharon's quite happy. Anything that gets Mike out of the house is a good thing. Hee hee.

M.Benaut said...

I keep counting the penis rests and keep coming up with different numbers !
Also nice to know that Saron's quite happy.
Now, where was I ?

peahen said...

Don't know about cowboy, but I can see him with blonde hair and pointy ears! It's really really good to see a picture of Sharon and Mikey. Hurray for his enthusiasm for the bizarre and her tolerance.

dive said...

I think you were in Adelaide, Monsieur B.
Hee hee

Pea, that's just weird!
And yes, Mikey is still Mikey and Sharon is still the most patient and tolerant woman on the planet.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, a weapon, how very Buffy of him.
Can I borrow it?

dive said...

I think you would make excellent use of it, Kate.
I'm amazed you've not staked Cruella yet. It would sure be satisfying to see her explode in a cloud of dust.

Anonymous said...

Strangely enough I actually got a thank you from cruella when she was up the other weekend.Things MUST be bad in her marriage in redneckland if she is contemplating being nice to any of us.
God i'm a miss cranky pants lately aren't i. I seriously need to go find a small child to run over.

savannah said...

he looks sooo happy! boys & their toys

dive said...

I love your cranky pants, Kate.

Savannah: Mike is the ultimate collector of boys' toys. And yes, he loves his new one.

Full said...

Keep an eye on the news.

Mikey has that "he was a quiet guy who just snapped" look about him in the last picture.

If he shoots any wildlife, can I cook it?

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

That looks mighty dangerous but only when in the wrong hands.

I like archery but I take my kids skeet shooting and it's a fun time out blowing apart those clay birdies.

Joy said...

That could really hurt someone! Would you be any good at it?

joy
The Goddess In You

dive said...

Phil: You KNOW Mikey! "Quiet guy"? HA! The man who brought the world "Monkey Road"? The man whose trousers were made on Venus? Quiet?

As for the wildlife; no; we ate it raw.

Rich: there are no "wronger" hands on the planet than Mikey's Hee hee.

Joy. It could indeed really hurt someone. If I tried it I'd probably put my back out. Ow!

Anonymous said...

I used to do some bow and arrow stuff when I was a kid at camp. It was fun.

Ps. my Review of Bill is done.

dive said...

Thank you, Prudence.
Your "Bill" piece brought tears to my old eyes.

Maria said...

He has that slightly insane look in his eyes that you boys get WAY too often.....

dive said...

Mike's eyes don't do "SANE".