Sunday, November 02, 2008

Pimp My Dante

Hoorah for Lynn!
She's saved me the bother of actually writing about anything today by asking that I post a few pics of some of my books to tie in with the DPP folks' Books Theme Day.

Some of you know that I kinda like to read.
A seven hour per day commute, plus reading myself to sleep at night and my weekends spent in the big old reading chair all add up to a whole lot of book time.

Plus I don't watch TV. It's Radio 3 and a good book for me every time. The picture is always so much better.

So anyhoo … This is the part of my dining room cum office where I keep some of my favourite books.

Ever since college I've been trading up my tatty and much-loved paperbacks for hardbacks and then fine editions, like the facsimile of Shakespeare's First Folio sitting here next to my Kelmscott Chaucer.

If I'm going to read a book over and over then it may as well look and feel nice.
This is Shakespeare's Sonnets tarted up in leather and crushed silk, which looks either blue or deep red depending on how the light catches it … Groovy!

Pimp my Dante. Morocco and moiré silk bindings.

Here's my big old Chaucer. It's in the original Middle English and I love reading aloud from it on winter nights.
The book was produced by William Morris and Edward Burne Jones with their exquisite designs bringing the words to life. Click on any of these to make 'em a little bigger.

I have a fair few Bibles knocking about the place, but this is my favourite if I want to read the Gospels.
Eric Gill was probably our greatest stonemason and engraver (he also designed fonts, such as Gill sans).
The Golden Cockerel Press commissioned him to produce this so that people could read Jesus' words in a book fit for them.

Here's an apt passage for the coming season.
Gill's beautiful, stylised illustrations and hand-carved fonts fit the text perfectly.

Enough of that. Let's browse some shelves.
Here be Dickens. My primary winter fodder, together with Tolstoy.
That's Smollett's History of England - the 1756 edition - on the middle shelf, from back in the days before those pesky Colonials rebelled.

Up here we have more Shakespeare and Winston Churchill's war books from The Great War and World War 2, together with his History of the English Speaking Peoples.

Hey ho … Moving on: Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire in a nice vellum binding with Hodgkin's brilliant Barbarian Invasions books (in Roman imperial purple) taking us through from the fall of Rome to Charlemagne.

Under those are T.E. Lawrence's Seven Pillars of Wisdom and Pepys' Diaries with a few battered old Dickens first editions I've had for donkey's years.

More general fiction, plus Darwin's writings to annoy our Godbotherers and various other odds and sods.

We'll whizz through the remaining bookshelves in the dining room.
Here's some art stuff.

Architecture and cookery and general nonsense.

Homer, Aristotle, Plato, Plutarch, Tacitus, etc. You get the picture.

English history, Stanley's In Darkest Africa next to Livingstone's diary and on the top shelf the lovely Complete Peanuts series that Fantagraphics have been bringing out, two per year.

Look out! It's the God shelf.
My big Bible, a couple of Qur'ans - including Tarif Khalidi's stunning new translation; more stuff to freak Shan out (The Gnostic Gospels and The Book of Common Prayer) together with a smattering of reference works on Christianity and Islam and associated bumf.

And to go with religion … politics.

Marx, Cuba, Palestine, good guys like Benn, Lenin, Cromwell, Arafat, Castro and Ho Chi Minh; bad guys like Hitler, Stalin, Kissinger and Nixon.
Plus Chomsky on the Yanks.
Fun and games for all the family.

My totally trashed old Roget and his chums.

More stuff on American history and the folly of war.

And more lessons from the past from which nobody appears to have learned a damned thing.

A good shelf for general reading. Orwell, Steinbeck, Swift, Melville, Hugo, Marquez, Eco, Conrad, Solzhenitsyn et al, including To Kill A Mockingbird (for Robyn) and Maya Angelou.

More tosh, including some of those fun old Punch compilations that seem to find their way into everybody's library.

An odd shelf; from Einsten to Mark Twain.
It really annoys me when people say "I read A Brief History Of Time but didn't understand it".
Twats!
It is the best introductory physics book for twelve year olds ever written. Stick Hawking alongside Newton's Principia Mathematica, Richard Feynman's quantum physics lectures, Einstein's own book on Relativity and Schrödinger on genetics and you have the basics for understanding what the fuck is going on.
I honestly can't understand people who can't understand this stuff.
Sheesh!

Moving on again … Some old paperbacks including my much travelled and trashed copies of Dylan's Tarantula, The Catcher In The Rye and a bunch of Burroughs.

Some old Solzhenitsyns and general stuff.

Moving away from the dining room, there's this crap in the box room, plus around twenty big boxes of books that have nowhere to sit (there are many more boxes in the attic).

Some stuff from the landing bookshelves.

More stuff tucked away upstairs including all of my Saramago, a bunch more classics and some modern Japanese and American fiction.

Yet another bunch of books in a cabinet.

My Japanese textbooks sitting on top of the tallboy in my bedroom.

And there are many, many more volumes scattered around the house.

So, Lynn … psychoanalyse me from that lot.

Books (like guitars) are lifelong friends that have never dumped me.
I kinda like books.

45 comments:

Scout said...

I'm speechless. "Pimp my Dante" is one of the funniest things you've written, Dive.

Can we please see more of that wine rack that's peaking in from the side of one of the photos?

dive said...

Tell you what, Robyn.
Come on over and we can empty it together whilst reading from my pimped Dante.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

lol I wouldn't presume to psychoanalyse you Dive, but it's pretty much what I expected. Mmm Shakespeare, mmmm Goethe, mmmm Pepys and mmm lots of others! Have you read them all or are a lot waiting?

I didn't expect you to show every book in the house but it was very interesting Dive. Thank you. Thing is, when you're reading on the train, these tomes aren't exactly practical are they? So - my question is; do you read a mere paperback then pop to the olde booke shoppe to acquire a properly and beautifully bound copy for display? I'm curious.

The appearance of your books is quite clearly as important to you as their contents. I think they look stunning. My next request is a self-timed photo of you Dive, reading something of your choice in that big ole reading chair. Thanks. :)

dive said...

Hi, Lynn.
Yes, I've read them all; most of them many times over.

I didn't show every book in the house; there's at least a third as many again that I couldn't be bothered photographing.

Well spotted. I read paperbacks on the train and if a book is going to be worth enjoying over and over I'll look for a nice edition to read at home.

I'll see what I can do abut a self timed one. Maybe nearer Christmas with Dickens by candle-light. Hee hee.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

I rather get intrigued by the cluttered looking shelf with all manner of things put there at random alongside the books. I'd like to see the titles but the pic doesn't go in sharp enough to see. This cluttered set of shelves is far more untidy than mine, Dive, which you complained about! So there.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Ooooh yes! I'd like that. All Christmassy. Coseeeee.

savannah said...

now that's a library, sugar!
xoxox

(don't ever, ever, ever, move!)

dive said...

I knew you'd pick me up on that one, Lynn!
That mess is in my box room cum gym. There are messy piles of books everywhere in there, plus shedloads of DVDs and CDs (all anally catalogued as you can imagine).

dive said...

Savannah: I need a bigger house.
xoxox

Joy said...

Gee, haven't seen these ones before! :D

Would be great to borrow some of these, but I already know the answer.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Shhh! Don't say the B word to Dive, Joy. It'll cause the bats to fly out of this virtual house of his.

dive said...

Hee hee. You do indeed, Joy.

That was a great radio show yesterday with Thom, by the way.
Will it be available as a podcast so the other bloggers can hear it, too?

dive said...

Lynn: Luckily, Joy knows and is only yanking my chain … something that you'd never do yourself … er.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

I had quite a few of these titles, they are now languishing on the shelves of my ex husband. Boxes of them, sneaked on moving day (along with kitchen equipment, ornaments and paintings). You can imagine my ire about that, Dive. Seeing your lovely large collection kind of reminds me of the walls I once had. Grr. (still great to see them though!)

Joy said...

Hahaha! Lynn and Dive: nothing better to do on this bleak, dreary, depressing Sunday afternoon?

We're chucking loads of stuff! Being ruthless at the moment.

Dive, once Thom gets a minute (which may be tonight) I'll ask him to upload the show from yesterday! :D

dive said...

Lynn: Come and visit them. And hey; the coffee shop we'll be meeting in is part of Borders so which book would you like as a "hello" present?

Joy: Sunday afternoons are for wasting in a non-productive manner (and doing the ironing … hey ho).

Woohoo! If Thom can upload the show we can let everybody know so they can listen to his deep, sexy voice … Hee hee. I'll put a link up.

Anonymous said...

Wow, just wow, a most excelent book collection there =)

I don't know if i'd leave that room till I read nearly every book hehe

Boz.

p.s. love the leather bound, silk crushed covers, i've never seen on before.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Goodness how exciting! he he. I do miss my George Orwells. I only had them in paperback but I had them all and loved them dearly. The only one I have re-purchased now is 1984.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

p.s. I already know what I shall bring you. That's been in my head for a long time.

dive said...

Hi, Boz.
Leather and crushed silk doesn't just go well on books; it kinda suits girls, too.

Lynn: Hee hee. That's going to bug me for ages, now.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

You can't possibly guess. hehe that'll bug you even more now. You're very similar to me in lots of ways lol!

pilgrimchick said...

That is an amazing collection. Well done putting it together--that must have been a challenge at least in part. A seven hour commute? Wow, you have my longest commute in my life completely beat there.

dive said...

Hee hee, Lynn. You'll never make me a royalist though!

Hi, Pilgrim. The collection is nowhere near finished. There are a few thousand books still on my most wanted list.
The commute truly sucks but I do get a lot of reading done.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

I wouldn't attempt it, Dive! I doubt you could make me travel to and from gigs in a van again either!

Anna said...

I've got it - I'll come and rake your leaves, and then I'll stay until I've read your entire library. it will only take a year or so.

Shan said...

Oh my. OH MY! Dive you pimp everything you do! (And btw, why do you know to make a play on this title if you NEVER see tele? hmmm? :D)

Well, that is a simply gorgeous set of books and I am amazed and astonished at the level of quality and organization you have put into it.

Now, I'll be looking forward to the Christmas reading for sure! I think it would be nice if you could incorporate a little pipe smoke into this podcast to give us the full effect and I can imagine the slight hot cocoa smell it gives off whilst you orate. :)

p.s.~I love the look of the books on the shelf right after you say "donkey's years". I can't read the names but decoratively speaking, they look great.

dive said...

Welcome, Arial.
It's a long walk from Ontario but you're more than welcome to come and read if you help around the garden.

Hi, Shan.
I heard about the "pimp" thing from the girls at work.
I wish I DID give off a slight hot cocoa smell; girl's love chocolate! Hee hee.

As for the beautifully decorated books you like the look of, you'll be appalled to learn that they are Charles Darwin's "Voyage of the Beagle", "The Descent of Man" and "On the Origin of Species."

Shan said...

Oh not at all Dive. How else would the Devil draw us in if not by making his books pretty! Do you have a copy of the Screwtape Letters anywhere among those classics?

BAH! I love to sound like the Church Lady when I talk to you!! heh heh

Maria said...

I'm sitting here salivating....

GOD...all those books that I read in college and never picked up again. I need to take a second look.

And so gorgeous. Holding a beautiful tome in your hands is just a heady experience.

Katie said...

Fab collection Dive; just amazing! And I'm with Scout that "Pimp My Dante" is the most hysterical post title I've heard; and oh so appropriate! Great way to get through a long winter -- delightful books (to both look at and read) and delicious wine. I'm just back from mum's, where I've returned with a case of wine and lots of fresh locally-grown fruit/veggies (yes, still growing here are: strawberries, pears, grapes, little cherry tomatoes, etc, etc.). After a brisk walk I'll open some wine, make a fruit salad, and attempt to rearrange my bookshelves so I can fit all the books I brought back from my trip! (FYI: Ackroyd's "London" already has the coveted spot on the bedside table.)

Anonymous said...

Speechless - except to say you are the perfect man. I love books.

Fully shamed as I sit here typing this with my just moved in shellshocked bookcases sitting behind me, uncatagorised, undusted, some still in their moving boxes, and I won't even mention the shelf on britsh royalty.

Envious till I'm green.
Such organisation and I thought I had major OCD compulsions. I've just realised that my copy of the Arabian nights is sitting right next to a forensic annalysis of hostage taking. Clearly some organisation needs to be done.

Get on a plane, come over here and be my librarian.

Anonymous said...

Nice collection Dive. I would love to browse your cookery books. I just have one question. How is Castro a "good guy?" I assure you Im keeping an open mind.

neetzy said...

And to think that one of my grad school professors swears that books will some day be obsolete. I am green with envy! My bookshelves are full but they are not filled with such beauty. (I have a rather weird assortment). I love your "box room". I have an end table with a pile of books for my insomnia reading.

dive said...

Hee hee, Shan; yes I have a Screwtape somewhere about the place, and yes it's fun to have the Churchy Lady pop in to remind me that in one small part of the world people amazingly still regard evolution as a "theory".

Maria: You'll soon be taking a second look as Liv begins reading them and discussing them with you. Enjoy.

Katie: My own copy resides in the top left hand corner of the messy wine rack photo, just across the shelf from the marvellous book from our visit to the Rothko exhibition.
I am so jealous of your climate! I'm chipping ice off the car in the mornings here.

Kate: I know I am the perfect man; I have yet to persuade any woman (within reach) to agree with me though.
Hey ho.
My lovely four volume copy of the Arabian Nights (the unexpurgated "very rude" version) sits on the left hand end of the "old paperbacks" photo, incongruously next to Ackroyd's biographies of Shakespeare and Dickens.
I'm afraid I long ago abandoned any form of cataloguing; these days I tend to swap my books around compulsively.

Hi, Mark: Once again we shall have to agree to differ. Remember, you are talking to a Marxist and a long-standing member of the Cuba Solidarity Campaign who regards the US embargo as a shameful and criminal act.
I won't try to persuade you Castro is a good guy as I'm as likely to succeed as you would be trying to get me to support the embargo.
It's nice to have contrasting views around the Blogville neighbourhood though; it would be a boring place without them.

You are more than welcome to browse my cookery books (though I don't have as many as Robyn).

Neetzy: there will always be stuffy old pedants like me who love books, so they'll be around for a while yet.

GG said...

I kinda like books, too. This is pure porn!
I'm pleased we both have copies of Tarif Khalidi's translation of the Qur'an, although I'm yet to delve in. I've been too busy with my, ahem, mountaineering books. I'm determined to have the best collection of high adventure. Ever.
It could take a while.
What a beautiful, beautiful collection of friends you have.

dive said...

Hey, GG!
I'm astonished and hugely impressed that you've also got a copy of Khalidi's new Qur'an translation; though I know of course that you are a woman of taste and distinction.

Delve in! And if you have an older translation to compare it with you will be astonished how wonderful it is.
Not only does it bring the language to life, but it replaces all of those old, warlike phrases the nineteenth century western translators used (and which have stigmatised Islam ever since) with more accurate and poetic language.

It is quite beautiful.
Every "Christian" westerner should read it (Shan, this means you). Fear comes from ignorance and this translation illuminates and brings understanding; it is not only a great work of translation but also a huge step toward peaceful coexistence with Islam.

GG: you never cease to amaze me.
I also have quite a few of those Victorian explorer's and mountaineer's books that delighted me as a child; plus of course The Ascent of K2, and Sven Hedin's Tibetan books.
My favourite, however, must be Victorian madwoman Kate Marsden's classic "On Sled And Horseback To Outcast Siberian Lepers". It is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

MmeBenaut said...

Not speechless, not surprised; just in awe! I think you should put an ad in the personal column seeking a bookworm; you just might come up with someone who will truly appreciate the core of your being, Dive my dear friend.

dive said...

Hee hee. What a splendid idea, Mme!
The trouble is, Norwich's only beautiful and sexy middle-aged librarian is married to my friend (and fellow librarian) Michael.
Female bookworms are hard to find in Norfolk, where most women know how to raise, slaughter and butcher a pig but if confronted with a book would probably try to eat it.

GG said...

Ahh, Dive, I should point out that I am a Qur’an virgin, but have wanted to read it for a long time. I don’t have an older translation, but I know I would not have the patience to do a comparative analysis.
I am not Christian, nor fearful or ignorant, but I understand your point. The world is too full of fearful and ignorant people. Er, and ‘Christians’. I’m not even entirely sure what that signifies anymore. I am perplexed in my old age.
I love that you have adventure books. Hurrah! I’m reading Bonatti, Harrer, Herzog, amongst others, although, I must say, Ridgeway’s The Last Step about the first American ascent of K2 was absolutely rivetting.
I must check out this madwoman you speak of.

dive said...

GG: You've started with the right translation if it's your first time with the Qur'an.
The older translations were full of threats and imprecations and violent language that are totally absent in the original Arabic; this should become the definitive English version.

When I was a little kid I was entranced by adventure books (Livingstone's diary and Stanley's "In Darkest Africa" still sit side by side in their original versions on my shelves) and tales from the Mato Grosso, Tibet, desert and arctic regions.
Insane adventurers and tomb raiders like Sven Hedin and Marc Aurel Stein kept me rivetted and still creep in between my classics, especially for winter fireside reading.
It's nice to find someone else sharing that passion.

Petrea Burchard said...

Dive, I'm envious - not just that you have the books, but that you've read them all.

I see similarities between our collections (not in beauty, but in titles):
the First Folio of Shakespeare, of course - I've always used it when studying a role;
the Churchill - I think he should have called it "A History of the English Speaking Peoples that Interest Me";
the Ackroyd - I'm a big fan and am currently reading my third of his biographies (Shakespeare); we named our dog Boz after reading his magnificent Dickens bio (the other I read was his superb Thomas More);
several of your 20th century history/politics books;
I could go on.

I'm ashamed to say I've never read any Dante.

My favorite place to visit in Pasadena is the Huntington. (I've blogged about it. Let me know if you'd like links to the posts.) The sight of items in their rare book collection has brought tears to my eyes. The same can be said of the library at Blenheim Palace, as well as the Bodleian Library, and the tiny upstairs library room one may peek into at Wells Cathedral.

You have Dickens first editions? Even ratty, they must be worth a fortune.

I should have said, "don't get me started."

dive said...

HI, Petrea! Nice to see you back here in the archives. I must confess to delving into yours from time to time, too. One of my favourite rainy lunchtime diversions is exploring Blogville's archives for delightful surprises, which is why I had indeed seen the Huntington.
It was around the time I first discovered you, when Katie visited.

It's great to find another bookhound, especially one with similar tastes.
Boz is a cool name for a dog. I had to grin when I read that.

You have to be in the mood for Dante (unless of course you're just dipping in to favourite passages). In the same way that November finds me attacking Dickens and Tolstoy to warm my winter months, I tend to come over all Danté in the spring.

Dickens first editions (yes, they are ratty, foxed, stinky and trashed) are still easy to come by over here. My favourite source for stuff like that is a quite wonderful shop up near the Scottish border in Alnwick (pron "Annick").
They ship to the US.
Their website is:
http://www.barterbooks.co.uk/catalog/?

Petrea Burchard said...

"Dickens first editions...are still easy to come by over here." This is one reason I was meant to live in England. It's not just Dickens, though. It's the respect for old things. (Not old women, as I glean from your hospital posts, but at least for old things...)

dive said...

Ah, but you should see the wonderful, big, warm homes the old ladies live in now Mike and I have finished sorting things out there.
We are still quite popular down there, even after all these years.

Petrea Burchard said...

Dive, I'm sure you're popular wherever you go.