Wednesday, April 25, 2007

A Plea

To the sick, perverted terrorist group that is holding Old Knudsen hostage.

What you are doing is WRONG.
He is a helpless old man.
For the love of all that is decent, please release him and stop posting that disgusting sicko stuff on his blog.

By the way; I have your kittens …

Release the old man or I will not be held responsible for my actions.

You have twenty-four hours.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree completely. Bring Old K back or we'll send you John Howard, the ghost of Steve Irwin and all of the other nasty things in Australia.

dive said...

Hee hee. Nice idea, Kate.
Funnel web spiders and box jellyfish down their trousers ought to persuade them to let the old bugger go.

Anonymous said...

And while we're at it we'll introduce those kittens to Stouffer so they go home full of attitude.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Wonder if Rich is holding him? He does seem to be brainwashed...

Your blog today is resembling Old K's more than his own.

You've been topical on my blog without even realising it! Readers are delighted.

The Dog of Freetown said...

Lord no, the old Old Knudsen was too obscene for his own good, a shame to his family and his long suffering nephew. Get used to the change, his soul has been redeemed.

dive said...

Stouffer is currently on parole, Kate. After the little bugger hacked my blog he'll not be shagging any kittens for some time to come.

Lynn; with Old K abducted and Rich on prozac someone has to keep the flag flying.
And "hee hee" to Eric for yesterday's scatological fun.

Kieran; fiery hell is not raining from the sky (at least here in Westminster) and the dead have not yet risen, so I believe there is still some hope that our K has not been permanently damaged.

Scout said...

And wasn't Old Knudson who first posted the cute little tabby kittie at gun point?

Spare the Old Man, and spare the kitties.

dive said...

Well spotted, Robyn.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Just where do we think he is? What conditions where he is being held? What ransom is demanded and, let's face it, who will pay? It may be left to his blogger friends to club together the £5 required for his safe release. I for one will put forward my 10p willingly (I presume he would reimburse us when free?)

dive said...

Bugger that!
I'd rather shoot the kittens.

Scout said...

ARRGGH! I didn't notice the little gray kittie's paw is on the trigger. Must have been the OLD Knudson who posed the scene.

dive said...

Stouffer posed that one, Robyn.
That cat is just plain nasty.

GG said...

For the love of god; Knudsen's old. He's got nothing left to live for. But the kittens. The kittens!

*bursts into tears when looking into the eyes of the kitten in the first photo*

dive said...

I will not give in to the demands of terrorists!
hee hee hee
(pathetic mewing in background).

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Ok Dive, it's like this.

I've confronted Rich. Pure and simple. Apologies if you wanted to do it with subtlety old boy, but well, it's done. Awaiting response. Over and out.

dive said...

Me too, Lynn.
He's got eighteen hours left and then it's no more "Hello Kitty".

Sassy Sundry said...

Did the Lemurs take him? I can't check his blog while I'm here, or I'll get fired.

GIVE US BACK THE OLD MAN, YOU EFFERS!

dive said...

Don't go there, Sassy.
You're too young and fragile for the horrors within.

Ame said...

Who's OK???

dive said...

Hi, sunshine girl.
I don't know what's going on either …

Old Knudsen said...

I love kittens, they make me smile.

The only one that held Old Knudsen was the hate in his own heart he is free like um a freebird.