I hate that.
Waking up with no brain.
Always happens to me on a weekend.
Oh, well.
Time for a no-brainer post then.
Terroni, and then Robyn and Rich have all had a go at this one, so now you can suffer my jaundiced views:
3 Things That Scare Me:
1. Americans
2. Religion
3. Religious Americans
3 People Who Make Me Laugh:
1. Politicians
2. Stephen Fry
3. People who die in amusing ways
3 Things I Love:
1. Ranting
2. Being miserable
3. Cute Japanese girls in bikinis
3 Things I Hate:
1. Myself
2. You
3. The rest of them
3 Things I don't understand:
1. Life
2. Mime
3. The appeal of junk food
3 Things on my desk:
1. Small pink squeezy rubber pig
2. Lots of Apple Macs (sorry, GG)
3. My feet
3 Things I am doing right now:
1. Drinking green tea
2. Getting older
3. Heading straight to Hell in a handcart
3 Things I want to do before I die:
1. Live
2. Love
3. Maim a mime
3 Things I can do:
1. Pick my nose
2. Scratch my bum
3. Fill in crappy memes
3 Things I can't do:
1. Cope
2. Be bothered
3. Live much longer
3 things I think you should listen to:
1. The voices in your head
2. Chocolate, when it calls to you
3. Country and Western Music
3 Things you should never listen to:
1. Me
2. Anyone supposedly in authority
3. Anyone else
3 Things I'd like to learn:
1. Whatever happened to Brian Cant
2. How to make those little origami jumping penises I used to make as a kid
3. Where I last put my little cross-head screwdriver
3 Favorite Foods:
1. Chocolate
2. Chocolate
3. Chocolate
3 Things I regret:
1. Being born
2. Ha … ha … ha … ha … Stayin' Alive, stayin' alive
3. Filling in this meme
You may have noticed that I hate Saturdays.
9 comments:
Listen to you. What a cranky old fart. I'd tell you to shut up, but then I'd feel bad. Funny, I don't feel bad after saying that to Rich--hee hee.
Hee hee hee hee hee!
"Cranky old fart!"
Oh, Robyn, that is without a doubt the most perceptive comment anyone has ever made of me.
You've cheered me right up. Thank you.
I do what I can.
Yep well and truly noted. Mr. Grumpy is on the warpath. The pink pig would be the one with poo popping out of his arse would it? Yeah thought so.
Chocolate. Absolutely. SO jumping in my car now to the shop to get some. It's compulsory.
Interesting blog. I was reading your ideas about the Brontes on robyn's blog and had a hunch you would be...well..yeah...a mime hater.
What about clowns? I think it was George Carlin who once said that there is nothing scarier than having your doorbell ring at 2 a.m. and finding a clown standing there.
Or a mime, in my book. C'mon, picture it in your head. Very rattling, yes?
Welcome, Maria.
Clowns, mimes, politicians … Thank God we're still allowed to own shotguns in England.
Lynn: Chocolate is sex and drugs and rock and roll.
And Robyn: Please keep on doing what you can; it tickles sometimes but is generally welcome.
Dive, you're an amusing curmudgeon.
Not as amusing as a dead mime, but close.
Clowns at two in the morning at your door - lol how shit scary is that Maria!!
Dive. One packet of Maltesers and a Hob Nob biscuit later, i'm happier. Thanks for the tip. The drugs i've never done. Less said about the other two the better.
If a mime falls in a forest and nobody is there.......who cares.
Not sure about clowns but the ones in 10 Downing street & The Whitehouse are pretty scary.
3 things I love;
Drink
Feck
Girls
Rugby
Never was too good with counting.
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