Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Shitty Steak House

As I'm kinda busy today, here are a few snapshots from the trip Phil and I made to London yesterday (as if I don't make enough smegging trips to London).

The first two are for Lynn, to keep Blogville's resident royalist from an attack of the pouties.

Here be the Parasite House, guarded as ever by the royal attack pelicans.

And here are the flowerbeds by the Queen Mum's gate. If the weather hadn't been so utterly shite, this would have been a lot prettier.

Right. Bollocks to the parasitical royals; here's the real London.

Phil stopped me halfway up Shaftesbury Avenue and said: "Look!"
And I did look.
And I'm so glad I ate lunch at the Tate instead of here at the Anus Steak House (I had miso-marinaded salmon on a bed of wild rice with a wasabi dip and salad: £4.95. Plus some chilled green tea. Splendid! And not at all redolent of anus).
I'll post some more when I have the time.
Toodle pip!

11 comments:

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

LOOOLLL!! Very funny, the Anus Steak House he he i have childhood memories of going to the Angus Steak House with my parents. It's great to see London. When i'm not so financially embarrassed i'd like to meet you there. I'd never keep up with your marching though i think, you sound like you go at a fair pace!

Thank you for the Royal pics darling Dive! You know how i love them, i really do. No pouting from me he he :) Can i put in a request please for my favourite Royal, the late Diana's (how i wish your thing in the sidebar wasn't there!) residence, Kensington Palace, if you're passing? I'd love to see that.

dive said...

Hee hee, Lynn. It was Phil who spotted that one. And yes, we walk pretty fast; I have to get across the city in a hurry every day.

As for Kensers; I never go that far west on my wanderings and being a founder member of the Pariah club (hee hee again) I certainly don't intend to in the future.
You'll have to grab your camera and hop on a train.

Scout said...

I HATE Angus Steak Houses, with or without the G. The queen has some lovely flowers.

savannah said...

good eye, phil! that was really funny, sugar! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Shaftsbury avenue serves anus steak?
Plus you have the Camilla problem still.
Its a good thing you design schools and not travel brochures babe.
:)

dive said...

Robyn: I've never been inside one and never intend to.
And the queen doesn't have lovely flowers; they belong to the tax paying workers. Pretty as they are, I'd far rather see the money spent on a good guillotine for the entire bunch of parasites. Hee hee.

Savannah: Like all men, he is constantly on the lookout for smut and innuendo.

Not just the Camilla problem, Kate; the whole damned parasitical Kraut nest of the buggers.

Shan said...

Those are beautiful Tulips! I think it's the least you could do to print up and sell those as postcards to support the Royal family's Royal habits! ;)

Glad you had some bro bonding yesterday! That's good stuff. I read your 'work' posts when I visited and found out what you do. Wonderful talents Dive! I see why you like your job so much. What great designs. I couldn't begin to think like that-my brain would get tangled from the get go.

MmeBenaut said...

I like the tulips too and that lovely gate. You can keep your steak house. Did you take up wasabi during the mad cow thing?

dive said...

The royal family's habits, Shan?
Buggery, killing small animals, Nazism, racism, drunkenness, drug abuse, profligate wastage of taxpayers money on helicopter jaunts to their girlfriend's house, locking up the insane results of their inbreeding in secret asylums (actually, that's asyla, but only pedants like me and Thomas Ades use that), entertaining that nice Mister Hitler to dinner, etc. ad nauseam.
Sheesh! The sooner we're a republic, the better.

And yes, I love my job.

MNme: I've been veggie for most of my life; it's only a recent insatiable lust for seafood that has led me to a sashimi frenzy.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

hee hee good shot there dive.

Maria said...

I was more interested in the people who seemed to be waiting for the bus/trolley?

I always wonder what they are thinking about.