London has some great street names. Just across the city from Old Queen Street is Mincing Lane.
Older readers will recall that Threadneedle Street - home of the Bank of England - was known up until Victorian times as Gropecunte Lane - home of an altogether more honourable kind of financial transaction than banking.

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Oh, WTF, Dive, I just love it. How old was Queen Victoria when the street was named, and did she have a home there?
I was thinking more along the lines of Stephen Fry or my Uncle Richard; far nicer old queens than the mad German bint on the throne.
I love England.
It's full of old queens.
Does it have it's own cabaret show?
By the way my word verification was totureh - when somebody is exposed to many bad attempts at the photographic technique bokeh.
Belly laugh! Thanks for that! Old Queens and Gropecuntes! We in PA still have our Bird-in-Hand.
Well, Dive, thanks for the link to Newmarket. I appreciate it. Also, my first camera was a Pentax H1a 35 mm SLR. No light meter, no auto focus, no-motor drive. I hated when it was stolen. I got a Canon after that which I eventually traded in on a Canon F1. I wanted it to shoot auto racing and spent about $1300 in 1987.
Everything's all digital now so I gave up working at the 500 when the paper told me I'd need to purchase my own equipment (about $5K for body, lenses, cards, etc. fast enough to shoot cars @230 mph). Couldn't afford it then, nor now. So I got the little guy.
Oh, about this picture -- would Bird-in-hand be worth 2 Gropecuntes?
What excellent street names! There are mostly benign street names in Boise, although Broad Street and Ustick Road might spur some imagination.
My word verification, Renitch, would make a memorable street name.
Hee hee, Vic. I hate fake bokeh shots, especially when they use cut out shapes for "kawaii" effect. "Totureh" has now entered my vocabulary.
As for the Old Queens' Cabaret: that goes out live every night from every street in Soho. It's quite an experience walking through there.
Neetzy, I must admit I';d rather have a bird in hand than an Old Queen.
Yay for old SLRs, Speedway. My first one at school was a crappy old Russian Zenit E. You sure learned photography properly with an all manual camera with no light meter.
While it annoys me that anyone with an iPhone can now take fake photos that would have required hours of darkroom work I console myself with the fact that those of us who learned on old manual cameras (I still have my Rolleiflex) are better photographers for it.
I recently had to sell my old Olympus OM4Ti with lenses from fish-eye to 600mm to move over to digital. It broke my heart saying goodbye to all that, but I must say I enjoy my Canons (an EOS 60 D with a G11 back-up).
And yes, I think a bird in hand is worth way more than a couple of Gropecuntes. But then I've not had a bird in hand for way too long … sigh.
Excellent names, Ms.M. I think benign names are often funnier than rude ones as they require you to twist your imagination in interesting ways.
If:
Bird-in-Hand = 2xGropecunte
Gropecunte = Half Bird-in-Hand
I think that's pretty accurate!
Conclusive mathematical proof.
Hi Dive -
My brother lives in Washington DC, where the east-west streets are named with the letters of the alphabet. My mother's favorite address? Four Q Street.
HAHA
:^D
Hahahahaha … Ah, Lulu, that's a doozy!
Hey, I'm going to kick myself in the butt and post another 500 Words assignment soon if you're up for it.
Yay - something to write besides Vision & Scope documents!! (she says. ignoring the previous 500 Words assignments she just couldn't face)
Yay, Lulu. I'll see what I can come up with.
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