Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Front-Bottoms

As Jules reminded me in yesterday's comments, no matter how innocent my posts may be, not many days go by without someone bringing up the subject of genitalia in the comments box.
For those who missed the discussion, a wall of vaginas (and the opportunity to have your own vagina immortalised), together with my own perfect penis are available to the grubby-minded on Joy's "I, Woman" blog: http://iwoman.me.uk/ (not somewhere I tend to hang around a lot, I confess … I feel inadequate enough as it is without all that girl power talk).
Look for "The Perfect Vagina" post.

As I've now brought up the subject in my post, perhaps my comments box will remain unsullied and genitalia-free today.

Some hope …



Oh … Addendum (on a related matter):

This was on Engrish.com today.
Is it just me or is this tragic magazine funny in one too many ways?


Oh, and the small, yappy-type dogs' names (フイフイ&ロメオ) translate phonetically as "Fifi" and "Romeo".
Sick puppies …

12 comments:

Joy said...

Wouldn't you like your family jewel on a wall? :D I wonder how many men would go for that...

dive said...

I must admit that sometimes it kinda gets in the way, Joy; a detachable one that could be hung up on the wall when it wasn't needed would be cool! Plus it could come with all sorts of useful attachments!
Evolution still has a way to go in the conveniently shaped body-parts department.

Scout said...

How about those Cubs?

(a comment that will be lost on the internationals)

Shazza said...

Hmmmm....uh...I...uh...well...ummmmm...oh - nevermind.

dive said...

You are quite correct, Robyn. This non-colonial at least has no idea what you are talking about.
I assume that the Cubs are some species of US sports team, probably (knowing the intellectual heights attained by sports fans) from somewhere beginning with "C", although what possible connection they could have to vaginas is quite beyond me, unless you are being uncharacteristically crude (I am sure you are not).

Shazza: eloquently put.

savannah said...

i had to go back and read yesterday's comments and i'm still laughing! and i'm also laughing at scout's comment re: the cubs (which i'll not even bother to explain) as to the magazine cover, i'm just glad it wasn't doggy style

xoxoxo

dive said...

Damn! That "Cubs" thing is gonna bug me all night!
xoxox

Maria said...

Cubs??? You mean how 'bout those Cornhuskers...

Jules said...

It's genitalia again!!!

How does it happen??? Let me see..... cute kids - genetalia, cute dogs - genetalia ....

I think I may have found a pattern!!!!

Shan said...

Darn, I'm not into sports either (but thanks for trying Robyn) so I'm left with puppies in clothing. I have two of those dogs only mine look like they've been carb loading for several years. Neither one would fit comfortably in my purse anymore. I pretend they are a rare breed of cat that doesn't cause Jamey's lungs to gurgle.

I like the cutie pic of the little innocent you. Ahhhhh, those were the days.

Katie said...

Robyn I was going to say "How about them Giants?"!! (And Dive don't get cofused, but that works on both coasts at the moment, for the SF Giants in baseball and the NY Giants in football.)

dive said...

Maria: I have no idea who the Cubs might be but I am a committed fan of the Huskers. Yay!

Hee hee, Jules. Just who is this Jenny Taylor woman who keeps popping up here?
Is she a friend of that nice Irish girl Connie Lingus I wonder?

Hey, Shan: I love the idea of carb-laoded pups.
I'm afraid the cute little me got card-laoded, too. Hey ho.

Katie: Now I'm even more confused than ever. What on earth is the link between US sports teams and genitalia?