The Year Of Living Rantily Pt.XII

Bugger.
I've reached the last month of my first year retrospective and now I'll have to start thinking of things to write about.

First up from July comes the finest picture I have ever found on the internet:

Jesus riding a dinosaur. How cool is that!

July also saw the end of year party for my Japanese class.

こんにちわ guys! See you in a couple of weeks for next year's 日本語 fest.

As I'm stinkingly busy today and cannot really justify sitting here blogging I'll make this mercifully quick.
Other July lowlights were a sweary rant about jumpers, the "laughing at Diana's death" meme which resulted in the launch of The Pariah Club, Groover's photo melee, the armies of good and evil descending on my town, and of course, the wonderful Robyn invading London and touching my bum.


A quick trawl though your comments bring us:

Robyn:
"The party looks like fun, even WITH the dead guy."
"Hey!!!!!!!!! I wear cut-off trousers, and I think I look darn cute."
"Deanna Durbin? Seriously?"
"I'll be careful to shave my beard before I arrive."
"Hey, who's the fat chick in the white shirt?"

Vic:
"I love stuffing."
"Masturbation is fun."

Kate:
"Robyn googled bukake?"
"Can I watch? Or can you get pics?"
"I have a secret fear of fat ankles."
"I laughed my arse off when the queen mother died, she was an evil cow."
"I have the best pic of my mother with her hand up a chickens bits."

Terroni:
"We Americans are too busy with YouTube porn to care."
"Bum toucher."

Maria:
"I giggled uncontrollably and have since been labeled by the rest of my family as the cold hearted woman who laughed when Princess Diana died."
"I also find clitoris to be a very tasty snack."
"What's not to enjoy about mincing mice into the pork cheese mix."
"If Jesus had a dinosaur, I bet he called him Zippy."
"I am one of those Americans who find British accents to be almost an aphrodisiac."

Lynn:
"Every time I pop back here, you seem to be recommending some sort of filthy activity Dive."

Monsieur Benaut:
"Never met Molotov but the corsets set me thinking."
"The mind boggles !"

Ame:
"I NEED a good dose of Baps and PeePees right about now!"
"Let me TWEAK 'EM!"

Sassy:
"OK, enough of the America Fat already, or I'm going to start making lots of comments about British teeth."
"Sandals are a gift from the heavens."
"Oh, that's tasteless, Dive. Hee hee."

Dear Prudence:
"Dive, I am just wondering.... where's your pants? "
"I spend every possible minute neked."
"Where does he hide those dangly bits when he is dancing!"

Rich:
"Get yourself a Japanese maid uniform."
"Ahhh those guys in white hoods -reminds me of my youth."

Peahen:
"Just one gripe about the rotten trick of giving me the 'Old Labour and Proud of it' coffee mug!"
"Now everyone knows what cute feet you have."

Fresh Hell:
"I laughed when Diana died as well."
"I jumped out of a DC3 once … I was really glad about the parachute when I got out. It's the little details that put a shine on the flying experience."
"You are so touching each other's bums in that last shot!"

Old Knudsen:
"I laughed after the Tsunami and the Oklahoma and Omagh bombings. I didn't really you lot are cunts."

Thank fuck that's over.