Woohoo! Monday again. I hate weekends.
Time once more for Fracas Monday Melee .
1: The Misanthropic.
(Name something - about humanity - you absolutely hate).
This week I have been mostly hating censorship by self-righteous fuckwits.
2: The Meretricious:
(Expose someone or something that's phony, fraudulent or bogus).
The government selling off the airspace used by analogue TV to the phone comapanies for obscene amounts of money and sticking us with inferior, limited bandwidth digital crap. When they switch off my signal I'm going back to not having a TV.
3: The Malcontent:
(Name something you're unhappy with).
Capitalism.
4: The Meritorious.
(Give someone credit for something and name it if you can).
The Groover, for having a cool haircut and a cherry red 335.
5: The Mirror.
(See something good about yourself and name it).
I currently smell of coffee. Sniff me … Yummy, eh?
6: The Make-Believe:
(Name something you wish for).
A horde of heavily armed, winged space monkeys at my beck and call.
19 comments:
You are an unusual man, Dive. What would you do with the hord of monkeys? Have you been watching The Wizard of Oz?
Oh, and coffee is a lovely thing to smell of.
'Fraid so … I just loved them when I was a kid. Though the thought of feeding them all and clearing up after them might put me off … Do winged space monkeys use litter trays?
Ooo … And if coffee attracts cute girls I might take to dabbing some on my neck.
Unattractive girls are drawn to coffee as well, so be careful with the dabbing.
All the domestic monkeys I know wear diapers, actually. Litter trained helper primates might be a little easier to deal with.
Hee hee.
I think I'll stick with last week's wish instead …
Dive, it's only a 335 copy. But it's well made and plays nicely, so what the hell. Thanks for the mention!
I agree with Robyn. Coffee is a lovely thing to smell of. Whether it specifically attracts cute girls is something you'll have to test out!
[Insert crazy image of coffee smelling man with nice haircut being followed by a horde of women a la pied piper]
[Insert image of horde of winged monkeys saving man with nice haircut from being torn to shreds]
[Insert image of man retreating to nice guitars, with a thought bubble above his head - fucking monkeys weren't such a good idea after all]
Hee hee. You have a splendidly fecund imagination there, Groover.
And the guitar looks great.
Oh you guys beat me to it.
That would be quite yummy yes actually! Speaks of stability, reliability, homeliness, cosiness. Yes i'm VERY analytical. lol.
My God! I'm "homely"!
Yikes, Lynn! That's a scary analysis (but probably spot on).
So it looks like I'll be bathing in coffee from now on …
You smell nice, but your evil monkeys stink.
Oooh yes, Dive, definitely homely. Also, kind, considerate but set in your ways. Focussed but pedantic. Perfectionist and ultra neat with an occasional desire to slum and rough it. Close at all?
Lynn, have you been secretly living in my house and watching me, like Jane Goodall with her gorillas?
And Sassy; be mindful I don't send them flying off to Somerville to wait for you.
drum roll.... results of the 'mystery photo' at my blog are now in, counted and presented!
he he yes, i'm behind the sofa... BOO!
I can arrange the monkeys but you must only use them for good.
Where's the fun in that?
Well done Dive! Well guessed! Those other naughty people were thinking nipples and the like.
Thank you, Lynn. I shall walk around tomorrow grinning like the smug fool that I am.
Hope the grin's still there, Dive, winging you all the way to work! I've posted the uplighter in all its normal glory now so i could prove that i hadn't whipped my top off for the shot.
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