I fear there's something wrong with our Rich.
Of late he sounds like he's been working under cover for Hallmark Cards.
Let's just clear up a few things here:
Numero uno: Life sucks.
It sucks huge hairy arse.
A positive mental attitude just gets you shat on.
Every fucker is out to get you.
Helping others just makes you look like a pervert.
Every cloud is a fucking cloud.
Smiling makes you look creepy.
You really do look fat in that.
And ugly.
All the work you do simply enriches other people.
See? They are laughing at you.
Life is a big fat box of fucking misery.
And don't you forget it.
I'm back, even if only sporadically.
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Your really going to hate me but for the last two days i've been having a houseguest - groover. And yes i'll post pics xoxox
Dammit!
Hi, Groover! Would you be so kind as to throw Kate in the pool for me?
Cheers.
A wise man once said:
Look for the silver lining when e'er a cloud appears in the blue.
Remember somewhere, the sun is shining, and so the right thing to do is make it shine for you.
So there!
I would get the ear infection from hell if groover pushed me in the pool - its as green as a shamrock atm, in fact when hubby mows he has to be careful not to walk on water.
Hee hee, Kate.
And Robyn: Shame on you for showing signs of Hallmark Syndrome.
Amen, brother.
You da man, Dive.
Dive - you forgot to metion that: Life is a shit sandwich and every day is another bite!! :))
Invigorating stuff. Makes a change from all the irritating nonsense that optimists spout. You know "I'm a glass half full person myself", "life's what you make it - it's not a rehearsal you know" and, best of all, "I don't like to be around negative people. They just drain all the energy from you". Funny that, relentlessly jolly people have exactly the same effect on me.
Er, sorry.
That's more like it, Rich!
And I'm one hundred percent with you there, Betty. Bollocks to 'em.
So that's why he didn't comment on my post...
It's not as bad as all that, but neither is it sunshine up the arse.
Just as well. That would REALLY sting!
Hee hee. Actually, I thought it looked rather fetching, Maria.
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