Continuing on from the previous post, I just remembered my favourite J-W anecdote.
I wish I could claim credit for this one but it was actually an ex.
Hennyway, the J-Ws came a-knocking and she answered the door.
After a brief but uninspiring round of repartée, they asked:
"Do you believe in the theory of evolution?"
To which she snapped back:
"Of course! My boyfriend's an animal!"
Then she collapsed into shrieking fits of hysterical laughter while the poor J-Ws stood there for a minute or two before sidling off, somewhat discomfited.
Absolutely true.
We lay on the hall floor and laughed and made monkey noises for ages after they'd gone (I didn't have a telly in those days so there was little else to do).
Hey ho.
5 comments:
That warms the cockles of my heart.
I got faced with the same kind of questioning straight away so trying to work out why 2 weemen were calling at my door i spotted a watchtower leaflet, I pointed and laughed and said yer Johos, the woman that did the speaking said"who else would be going round the doors on a saturday?"
And that warms the heart of my cockles, Sassy.
Only two weemen, Old K? Write to the buggers and complain.
I always try and invite these women in for coffee.If there's a guy with them I tell em to get lost. They are usually very well dressed and seem ver friendly. So we sit,chat and I ge\t to have coffee with two women who are attractive and well dressed. why not?
I've never had a Jehovah's Witness come to my door.Ever.
God, why? Aren't I good enough for their stinkin attention?
Snots.
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