Now new and improved, thanks to The Groover and her fabulous Photo-Melee idea, which I have so shamelessly nicked.
Vic; you obviously put a lot of thought into yours, so as I'm a fat, lazy bastard I'm just going to do mine from crappy stock photos.
First off: you've been promising me a shot of your lovely new guitar ever since it was a lovely new guitar (it's heading for "vintage" now).
So I'll show you mine if you show me yours, okay?
Right. Here we go:
1: The Misanthropic.
(Name something - about humanity - you absolutely hate).
2: The Meretricious:
(Expose someone or something that's phony, fraudulent or bogus).
3: The Malcontent:
(Name something you're unhappy with).
The fact that the East Anglian chapter of the League of Giant House Spiders is currently holding its annual conference in my bedroom.
4: The Meritorious.
(Give someone credit for something and name it if you can).
Jesus. For the sermon on the mount.
Now if only the people who profess to Christianity would actually go read it …
Oh … and for riding on dinosaurs, too. How cool is that?
5: The Mirror.
(See something good about yourself and name it).
I have a nice oak coffee table6: The Make-Believe:
(Name something you wish for).
Your correspondent in happier days.All this is gone now; why do you think I'm such a miserable bastard?
Happy Monday.
19 comments:
That statue is terrible and reason enough to stay dead.
And just to ruffle your feathers...... I've seen Groovers guitar. :)
Dive I remember that first photo from a previous I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours post that occured... Maybe you'll just have to wait!
#5 leaves me more than a little disturbed... If I wasn't gay maybe I'd think about it.
Cheers Dive! Will you be in for the Say it in lyrics Melee?
Damned right I will, Groover!
And my coffee table leaves you disturbed?
And both of you: I NEEEEED to see the guitar! C'mon! Give an old man a break!
Are you kidding about the spider? Please tell me that's a stock photo and some creature from hell actually in your house.
Nice coffee table. Oh, and nice pool.
Hang on... I don't think I got an answer about the Lyrics Melee. Are you in?
I think it's the forested growths attatched to the coffee table that I find disturbing.
A teaser: Tanglewood, solid cedar top...
I'm in, Vic. Now stop making me drool.
And my forested growths say "Hi!"
Robyn: yes, that's a stock photo; the ones in my house are much bigger and uglier.
And they crunch things in the dark (hee hee) … Sorry.
I'm glad you like my coffee table (ahem). And I do miss that pool. Drat!
Your pool in Norfolk, is just the way we Aussies think of England, Dive.
You were obviously fibbing about that wonderful evening walk.
Norfolk. Hee hee hee, MB.
Don't understand why Groover's disturbed about No 5; now everyone knows what cute feet you have.
Dive, I am just wondering.... where's your pants? That photo shows an awful lot of leg for a DUDE! He he he... SEXY!
Thanks, Peahen; they are my best feature.
Hey, Prudence.
I live by myself. I can wander round naked all day. In fact I'm blogging naked right now!
Hee hee. The internet is a marvellous way of nauseating people.
I smell what you're stepping in pal! Although I do not live alone I spend every possible minute neked. The kids friends have learned not to just drop by! LOL
Never, ever cook bacon neked! (I know you don't eat bacon, that advise is for those who do!)
Sexy legs.
Ahhh those guys in white hoods -reminds me of my youth.
Dive you better be nice when Robyn shows up at your doorstep. And play some Damn Hendrix for her will ya?
Why do I have the ugly gnarled toenails and you get the pretty ones. That is just so unfair....I hate it when boys get the sweet lookin feet.
I once had a spider like that bite me on the bottom arch of my foot. And it didn't tickle.
I want that Jesus/dinosaur picture to send to my sister. It is so like me to do something like that. Hey, she sends me little bibles, I can send her Jesus pics. And if Jesus had a dinosaur, I bet he called him Zippy.
Oooh - these are lovely pics Dive. I love the pool shot and the coffee table but then I'm a girl! And I know that Rich is just kidding about his youth.
xxx from Mme Benaut
Prudence: Hee hee. Cooking naked is about the only thrill I get these days.
Sassy: You're so sweet. From the waist down I'm fine; it's above the waist that needs replacing.
Rich: They're very fetching, aren't they?
Maria: You're the first person ever to tell me I have pretty feet! Awwwwww shucks.
Luckily for me these spiders don't bite. They just run at you very fast.
And DO send your sister the Jesus and Zippy picture. If she puts it up on her fridge, let me know.
Mme B: Thank you for complimenting my coffee table. And I really do miss that pool.
YES!
;)
xo
Hee hee, Ame.
Hey! Robyn's "doing an Ame" and coming to London next week.
Woohoo!
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