Sam's dyed his hair pink.
He also opened the door of his ludicrously pimped, mirror-windowed, über-macho "custom car" to reveal a cute Hello Kitty air freshener.
Gandy's resprayed his entire car in the flag of the Imperial Japanese Navy.
And Groover's been seen in a dress.
It's been one of those weeks that reaffirms my faith in the power of Fun as an elemental force for good.
Another quick V…… story as we're on the subject of fun:
Lunchtime.
V……, Bruce and Dive again, wandering through the crowded streets.
V…… and Bruce decide to follow Dive doing that silly "walking as close as possible and keeping in step" walk.
Dive sees a huge, sloppy dog turd in his path and jumps over it.
V…… looks up at Dive, slips on the turd and lands on his arse.
Sloppy turd is thickly smeared all the way up the back of his trousers.
Much hilarity ensues.
V…… stands outside nearby department store while Dive and Bruce take his money and buy him a new pair of trousers.
We buy a horrid brown pair, waaay too short in the leg.
We drop the receipt down a road gully so he cannot change them.
He has to put them on in the street.
Much hilarity ensues.
I'm feeling frisky today so don't come too close to me.
22 comments:
Talking about dog poo makes you frisky? I really hope that word has a different meaning across that ocean. Otherwise I'm very worried about you.
Ocean?
What ocean?
You mean there's an ocean between us?
You lucky girl.
Poor V seems to live in the shit doesn't he.
I read something the other day that scares me to death. Apparently there's a parasite that lives in human faeces that can attach itself to your olfactory glands so that all you ever smell is well, shit.
I don't know if this is true or not but it has prompted me to change my bedtime reading.
Whooee!
For once I'm glad I'm anosmic Kate.
Poor V. Does this man ever take revenge on his "friends?"
speaking of crap, i've just been blog surfing via "next blog" and theres a hell of a lot of crap out there let me tell you.
There sure is, Kate. I think that's how you found me, isn't it? hee hee.
And Robyn; no he doesn't. And he's still a friend.
Hell I didn't mean to scare you, Dive!
Like Sassy said, explain the frisky?
No explanation. Some days I'm just frisky and today is one of them. Consider yourself lucky to be on the other side of the planet, Groover.
I think everyone has a friend like V. Mine was a guy we called 'Peter Peter Guano Eater' after an incident in a bat-infested lava tube cave. Heh!
Hee hee.
That's pretty disgusting, FH (but in a good way).
It also reminds me of Doctor Strangelove. One of my favourite characters in that movie was called Batguano.
OMGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DB!
After I go change MY trousers (incontinence IS a friend of us OLD folk, ain't it?) I'll come back here and comment!
OMG! TOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY! OMG!
And why did I torture myself and read BOTH stories...??? Cuz I wuv YA that's WHY!
;)
XO
Back later...gotta do kiddo school drop!
Ooooops! Alzheimer's moment...SEE? TOLD ya we were OLD!
;)x
She's back and she's as CRAAAAAAZEEE as ever.
I have so missed my California Girl.
Hi, Ame!
Dive, you're grinning from ear to ear, mate.
Must be the weather, or is Camilla in town?
And by the way. SORRY
This is the funny one.
A bum steer on ADP.
http://home.infostations.net/vitus/home6.htm
I'm waiting to hear.
And, A, incontinence: my arse. ( J.J. ) xox !!!
Cheers, MB. That is quite insane! I love it.
Ain't ya glad to see ya girl back dive? I know I am. good story and forget the frisky business it wil just get ya in more trouble.
I don't think i will! lol
Where can I find Hello Kittie air freshener? It sure beats Yankee Candle.
Frisky. That is one of those words that sounds exactly how it feels. Kind of like winsome. Randy. Corrupt. Snockered.
And making him change on the street? Ah...naughty, frisky you.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww Divey BOY! You really cracked me UP with this one...you really should have your own place in some funny magazine or newspaper SOMEwhere!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...I'm still grinning from ear to ear TOO!
And thanks for the sweet words--ALL MY BOYZ...missed y'all...glad to be BAAAAAAAACK and CRAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEE!!!
Waaaaaaaaaah...so many people to visit...so little tiiiiime!
And my second one graduates from High School on Friday!
What's this world COMING TO?!?!?
Pretty soon my guys and I will ALL be 29 together!!! LOL!
OK, over and out...need some beauty sleep...lots of catching up to DOOOOOO!
HUGGIES & SMOOCHIES!!!
=)))))))))
XO
"Were", Full?
Rich: Yup. She's back and she'll soon be telling you to shut up (hee hee).
Lynn: Rats.
SLS: Hello Kitty is even more bent on world domination than Starbucks. J-List.com sell a Hello Kitty vibrator! (technically a back massager, but just take a look at it).
Maria: "Snockered" What a great word!
Ame: My comments box is full of upper case letters and all's right with the world.
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