Yet another rainy Monday.
I'm not as insufferably jolly as I usually am on a Monday because today I am using up a spare day's annual leave and am not waltzing along the side of Old Father Thames but sitting in the studio listening to the rain and can therefore just about work up enough of a grouch to fill in Fracas Monday Melee. Let's start the crap-fest:
1: The Misanthropic.
(Name something - about humanity - you absolutely hate).
This week I have been mostly hating fat, ugly middle-aged blokes.
They're all around me on my journeys across London. I look at them and think "Fuck! That's me!" It's disgusting and should be stopped. Kill us all when we cease to be beautiful (in my case, at about three years old).
2: The Meretricious:
(Expose someone or something that's phony, fraudulent or bogus).
The hilarious, red-faced, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, sick-making eulogies that the cabinet gave Bliar last week. Tragic.
3: The Malcontent:
(Name something you're unhappy with).
I can't sew for shit.
And instead of making me trim, manic cycling has merely provided me with thighs like hams that just split the leg of my last decent pair of trousers.
Hey ho.
4: The Meritorious.
(Give someone credit for something and name it if you can).
Both Kate and The Groover for posting photos showing that some people actually are beautiful.
5: The Mirror.
(See something good about yourself and name it).
I once ate sixteen raw scotch bonnet chilis and lived to tell the tale.
6: The Make-Believe:
(Name something you wish for).
A new pair of trousers.
Time to tool up and go shopping.
8 comments:
Beauty is internal trust me. The male model in my life had a soul that was uglier than sin.
I can't sew either and its something that I am going to make my mother teach me.
Hams?
Don't look at the ugly blokes on the train and lump yourself in with them--look in the mirror instead. You AREN'T one of them!
Hey DB!
I'm awesome with a needle and thread...head on over here and I'll stitch ya up in a second!
OH, and that hole in your trousers will be fixed too!
Silly BLOKE!
;)
xo
HEY! Check out my blog...and then hope on over to Parisdailyphoto.blogspot.com for some more torture! LOL!
And that would be HOP!
Any post that begins with "Let's start the crap-fest" makes my Monday worthwhile...thank you.
Dive, you're too sweet about the photos.
A fat ugly middle aged man with thighs like hams who has no fear of chilis... imagine a superhero based on that image! Ahh the merchandise!
Awwwwww shucks!
Raw scotch bonnet chilis? My imagination is running rampant here.
And I have hams for upper arms that would give your thighs a run for their money....
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