WTF Monday - Café Poem

Saturday Statuary - Chair

Friday Morning Wood - Evolution Schmeevolution

The trouble with coming down out of the trees and walking upright is that it's a bugger to get back up in the trees again.

I've always thought we should never have left the oceans.

Evolution? Who needs it?

Banana? What Banana?

Wednesday Window - Not For Squares

Hot as Heck

Heck, heck, heckity hecking heck it's hot.
I know … I've been complaining about the cold all year. Well now all of a sudden I can complain about the heat. It's in the nineties and sticky as a whole heap of sticks.
Roll on Autumn!

WTF Monday - Normal For Norfolk (Again)

Well Done, Older Person …

Dear Guardian,

Okay, so I'm fifty-four, but I don't need my newspaper to remind me of the fact.
It is a sad reflection on the state of the nation that simply being able to recognise trees labels me an "older" person.
Were I not laughing so hard at your quizmaster's gentle, patronising mockery I might have taken offence.

Best Regards

David (elder).

Saturday Statuary - Cock

Big, angry cock.

Waiting to be … er … ridden.

Friday Morning Wood - Totem