Well, that pretty much sums it up for the state that gave us Jeb Bush, hanging chads, voter registration fraud on an industrial scale, and of course, these:
Florida cooking,
Florida take-out,
Florida sex,
and Florida sporting achievements.
The Guardian last week printed a picture of the USA showing all the major rivers.
Pretty cool, until you realise there are no major rivers in southern Florida.
Er …
Cock.

6 comments:
Don't forget the "Stand Your Ground" law.
Like Arizona, Florida is not a state that will be seeing my tourist business.
But has nobody else noticed the fact that it looks like a cock?
Or is it just me … er …
My mother lives in Florida. I've begged her to move.
Forgot about Texas. My sisters live there, and they vote, so there's hope.
And Dive, no, it looks like a sock.
I agree -- on all counts.
You forgot Florida cockroaches....
http://www.orkin.com/cockroaches/florida-woods-cockroach/
Katherine, we need at least one sane person in Florida so she'd better grit her teeth and stay.
Texas is weird, Petrea. Austin is like an oasis of sanity in a sea of dumb-assness.
My socks don't look like that.
Glad I'm not the only one, Speedway.
Oh, Lordy, Ms.M.
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