Once again, Herkimer the Eagle found himself left off the Egyptian Winter Olympic team. His efforts to qualify for the ski jump with too-short skis resulted in a move that would forever more be called the Herkimer face plant.
Maybe Herkimer is upset that he missed the opportunity to mett with Mr. Nike to demonstrate his "curling sandals," meant to keep the heavy stones from sliding into one's toes. Could be!?
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I'd wear these. No more stubbed toes.
Once again, Herkimer the Eagle found himself left off the Egyptian Winter Olympic team. His efforts to qualify for the ski jump with too-short skis resulted in a move that would forever more be called the Herkimer face plant.
Too bad he didn't think of "Curling."
Start a new California trend, Petrea. They'd look great at the DooDah Parade.
Hee hee, Speedway. Totally topical.
Haha, Speedway!
Perhaps these are elven sandals and because of a curse, Herkimer can never take them off or he will die.
Maybe Herkimer is upset that he missed the opportunity to mett with Mr. Nike to demonstrate his "curling sandals," meant to keep the heavy stones from sliding into one's toes. Could be!?
Those elves can be pretty pesky, Ms.M. Never trust 'em.
Hee hee, Speedway.
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