Shan: the joke has been on my kind for at least 52 years now. I'm kind of used to it. I'm a great fan of The Onion; Newsbiscuit is an English copy of it; not as good but occasionally funny (as this week).
Ahhh. okay, okay. I take back the frenemy bit. I know how it is to feel old . And on these days you just need all the friends you can get without a lot of physical effort involved. Fifty two is super young for healthy organic fellas who avoid fast food. You'll feel spunky again soon I just know it! :)
The Palin bit is good, and I the Mythological Weapons article is a real kick. The Onion's wicked good. One of today's headlines: "American Voices: Phones May Help Diagnose STDs"
Neetzy: No apology necessary; simply spread the Good Word.
Ms>M: I'm afraid (much as I love The Onion) that the std phone app story is true, and comes from good old Britland. The NHS really have developed a chip that can plug into your mobile phone after you've peed on it (I kid you not) and that will analyse the results and send you a text telling you what - if anything - you've been drunk and foolish enough to catch. As they said on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me last week: 'That's great news for kids, so long as they don't mind having a phone that smells funny.'
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Someday you'll realize the joke's on your kind, Dive. tsk tsk ;) It's weird having frenamies. But kinda fun too. teehee
Do you read The Onion? Jamey likes it.
Shan: the joke has been on my kind for at least 52 years now. I'm kind of used to it.
I'm a great fan of The Onion; Newsbiscuit is an English copy of it; not as good but occasionally funny (as this week).
Ahhh. okay, okay. I take back the frenemy bit. I know how it is to feel old . And on these days you just need all the friends you can get without a lot of physical effort involved. Fifty two is super young for healthy organic fellas who avoid fast food. You'll feel spunky again soon I just know it! :)
I'm actually feeling pretty good, Shan, though still giggling at the thought of you feeling old; you're still such a cute little girl! Hee hee.
Love it. Love it! I shared this with my Facebook friends. Sorry, Had to.
The Palin bit is good, and I the Mythological Weapons article is a real kick. The Onion's wicked good. One of today's headlines:
"American Voices: Phones May Help Diagnose STDs"
Happy Monday, indeed!
Neetzy: No apology necessary; simply spread the Good Word.
Ms>M: I'm afraid (much as I love The Onion) that the std phone app story is true, and comes from good old Britland. The NHS really have developed a chip that can plug into your mobile phone after you've peed on it (I kid you not) and that will analyse the results and send you a text telling you what - if anything - you've been drunk and foolish enough to catch.
As they said on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me last week: 'That's great news for kids, so long as they don't mind having a phone that smells funny.'
Really, really funny, especially coming from the state responsible for Boehner.
The STD phone story is true?? I should have known better than to trust the Onion ;)
Robyn: So glad it made you smile.
Ms.M: Never trust the press!
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