Thursday, November 04, 2010

Boner

Boehner?
Really?
The new Speaker of the House of Representatives is called Boehner?
You've gotta be fucking kidding.

11 comments:

Katherine said...

LMAO!

That's as bad as the lady named Krystal Ball who ran for office in my area.

These poor people with terrible names. I mean, you can make fun of ANYONE'S name, but some people are just ripe for it.

dive said...

Mister Boehner certainly gives new meaning to the mid-term erections.
Ahem …

Ms M said...

:-) Yes, some American last names are, shall we say, unfortunate....

Surely you have some infamous people with suggestive names in merry olde England??

Petrea Burchard said...

The news media pronounce it "bay-ner," but you know how we say it in our house.

Yes, Dive, answer Ms. M, please. You must have some of your own.

dive said...

Ms.M: Oh, yes, we have a LOT of those. I shall try to find some for you.

Petrea: Bayner? Hahahahahahaha.
That's like Mr.Death calling himself Mr de-Ath. I once knew a Sidebottom who insisted it was pronounced Siddy-Botham. Sheesh! Boehner is boner. He should be proud of it.

Terroni said...

Interestingly enough, reliable sources say he's impotent. Who knew?

Maria said...

I once went to school with a kid named Harry Peter. There was also a girl named Dorothy Butt. Her nickname was Dottie Butt.

And then there was the fella that I went to med school with named Rock Hard. It was.

peahen said...

Just had a quick look down the list of names - a bit disappointing. The best snigger we all know about - Ed Balls. And there is a Peter Bone and Philip Hollobone. Thought I was onto something when I saw Lucrecia Borger but it's Luciana Berger.

dive said...

T: Hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you for that.

Maria: Oh, my!

Pea: Yes, a real disappointing bunch in Parliament at the moment. We need more dumb names!

neetzy said...

I had two students with the last name Butt. While I loved the Butt boys, their mother was another matter. One day she appeared in my homeroom and told my students that she was Mrs. Butt, the Butt-lady. Try to get the class focused after that!

dive said...

Hee hee hee. When all else fails, a butt joke can still raise a laugh.