Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Goodwood Revival 2010 - Paddock Porn

Hokay, the harvest's in, the summer's drawing to a glorious close and it's time once again to head down south to the Goodwood Revival Meeting.

In a day or two I'll post some awesome racing car action and some spectacularly gorgeous weemen all dressed up to thrill, but today it's time to get down and dirty in the paddock with the mechanics and drivers.

Laydees and Gentlemen, it's Car Porn time (again)!
Yay!

Holy fuck!
I mean, I'm a man and this Maserati gets ME moist.

Talking of which, why not just call your car the Lola Climax and be honest about how it makes you feel?
Pretty, ain't it?

Shaguar!

Many millions of pounds worth of Ferrari glory.

Of course, keeping these monsters race-tuned can sometimes be more than a sane man can bear.

Sorry, has anyone got a box of tissues? I've been rendered all unnecessary.

1966, LeMans GT40s.
Woo and hoo!
They raced these like maniacs later in the afternoon and did enough damage to the classic Gulf car to wipe out the national debt (photos later).
Oops!

Ooooooooooooo …

Sex.
Pure and simple.

A Ferrari-fiddler gets down to some racing foreplay.

Porsche Spyders.
Nuff said.

Sweet little red Alfa. What a beauty.

The ultimate Shaguar roadster.

The nearest Goodwood gets to green motoring.

We've tuned 'em up. Now let's race 'em!

13 comments:

Ms M said...

Looks like you have an outstanding collection.

savannah said...

after all of that, i need a cigarette, sugar! ;~) xoxoxoxox

Alifan said...

Wow again this year, calm down now! ha ha..looking forward to more.......

dive said...

Ms.M: I wish!

Savannah: Hee hee. xoxoxoxox

Mum: It's a boy thing.

Vanda said...

Check out the chassis on that one! Va-va-va-voom!

dive said...

Hee hee, Vanda, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Joy said...

That first car!!! OMG. Heaven...

dive said...

It sure is a beaut, Joy.

Shan said...

I commented on this the other day and the internet swallowed it up so I threw a silent protest for a few days. ;)
Cars do for me what children do for you. They are necessary, but I don't feel the need to spend much time reshaping, fine tuning, and listening to them yammer on. ;D
The festive atmosphere and costumery would tempt me in intrigued though.
What this post most makes me realize is that I've "known" you through at least three of these things! I know how you love your (car) porn!

dive said...

Children are necessary, Shan? Hee hee.
Boy howdy, if human beings stopped breeding it would only take a generation to save the planet from destruction.
You do indeed know me, better than most and I am glad of it.
I'll post some costumery soon.

neetzy said...

I'll take the Ultimate Shaguar Roadster, thank you. I feel the need for a cigarette even though I haven't had a smoke in 30+ years.

Shan said...

Whoa. And I'm glad you know me well enough to realize I don't habitually use the catchphrase "tempt me in intrigued" Kinda sounds like I translated my comment with Babblefish before publishing. I guess I've been fine tuning the growing populous too much today. Wheeze!

dive said...

Neetzy: It's gorgeous, isn't it?

Hee hee, Shan. 'Tempt me in intrigued' is a poetic phrase. I like it.
And you know I don't count your own little guys in the "unnecessary" category; they have charmed, delighted and tickled me way too much for that.