Today, we have Robyn's Seven Wonders challenge. Seven small, local wonders from where you live.
I'd probably put the interweb as one of the big modern wonders, especially for saddoes like myself, but as for small local wonders for small local people. Here goes:
(1) The Norfolk Broads:
For reasons given in many a previous discussion.
(2) The Norfolk Coast:
Endless bird sanctuaries, nature reserves, lovely seals, mile after mile of golden sand and marram that's completely undeveloped, and we intend to keep it that way … Just stay away from it. All of you! It's ours!
(3) The noise in my garden:
Other than birdsong and rustling leaves, it is totally silent. When I get back home from the screaming howl of ear-battering decibels that is London, I can sit with a glass of wine and just let the stress fall away. Bliss.
I'm off flightpaths and well away from roads, and my wonderfully quiet neighbours are a respectable distance away. In such a crowded and noisy little island, it's priceless.
(4) Norwich Cathedral:
Started by Bishop Hubert de Losinga in 1068 as penance for having been a very naughty boy indeed, one of our oldest and most beautiful cathedrals; filled to the brim with Saxon/Norman splendour and thankfully overlooked by the massed tourist armies as we are such a determinedly grumpy and isolationist county.
(5) Ethelbert Gate:
The north-west gate to the cathedral close, not built by Ethel and Bert, but by the good peasants of Norwich as penance (once again - we're good at that) for having a lovely socialist revolt and burning the monastery down and kicking Norman butt.
Beautiful stone carvings, including a splendid dragon.
(6) Norfolk's churches:
For a time, around a thousand years ago, we were about the wealthiest little place on the planet. And what did we do with all that dosh? We gave it some mediæval bling.
We built churches; supposedly to the glory of God, but usually to the glory of the local landowner. Nearly one thousand of the things were put up. Most survive and over six hundred are still in use as places of worship. We have more Saxon, Norman and early mediæval churches than anyone else, so there!
While I was training, part of my job was to carry out quinquennial inspections on this lot. Probably the one thing I miss the least of all the pains in my life is hanging off the undersides of eight-hundred year old oak bellframes, rotted to powder, clinging to crumbling stonework, two hundred feet above a nice stone floor … Brrrr … I still shudder to think about it.
(7) A small, blue plaque set in the walls of the cathedral precinct opposite St. Martin's Church:
In 1549, bolshie lot that we are, Norfolk's peasants had yet another stab at socialist revolt.
This one was led by Robert Kett, and just outside Wymondham (that's 'Windum' to you foreigners) is the old oak under which he started to get a bit shirty.
Around fifteen thousand peasants stormed Norwich and set up camp on what is now Kett's Hill.
That's the view from it. Lovely.Lord Sheffield, a particularly nasty and arrogant grasping landowner, came and besieged them with what then constituted the British army. They spent their time carousing in Norwich while Kett and his men simply walked around behind them and stole all their artillery …
… with which they proceeded to pound Sheffield's motley crew from the hill. Hee hee.
The best bit was when Sheffield got all shouty at them outside St.Martin's Church, fell off his horse onto his head and snuffed it. Treble hee hee's all round.
That's what the blue plaque commemorates.
Eventually, Kett was betrayed for money (as always) and hanged, but it was still a good try, and I still smile every time I pass the plaque …
So, the seven wonders of my part of Norfolk. Now it's your turn …
19 comments:
Very nice. Very nice. I'm thinking my list through and am about to go out for a little photo shoot.
It's odd how my posts end up with assignments, because they rarely start out that way. It just evolves with the conclusion.
Those are lovely wonders. I should probably go out and take pictures of lovely Essex, Massachusetts, but I'm trying to figure out how to move.
Thanks for postig the picture of Norwich - it really wrenches at the old heart strings (yes, I do have one hiding somewhere in the chest cavity, I'm told)
Your assignments are wonderful fun, Robyn. Though I tend to get carried away with them.
This one started as a little list, then I got all sidetracked by revolting peasants.
I'm proud to live in a hotbed of revolt, however. We've had loads of peasants' uprisings, lollards, levellers and the like, as well as Kett's Rebellion. We were Cromwell's staunch powerbase. And during my voting lifetime, our lovely little city has been run for years by the Socialist Workers' Party (Hoorah!) and is now the only Green run city in the UK.
Sassy: You can't move? That sounds alarming. Please do tell.
And your part of the world looks lovely on Googlemap, so some pics would be nice, once you recover the power of locomotion.
Peahen: Be patient. You'll be coming down this way in a few days. Norwich will still be here waiting. If you want, we can take a picnic up to Kett's Hill (if it's not pouring with rain) … TTFN.
as with the others... I love the post and what you listed, although whenever I read I feel I need to keep an american-british dictionary in hand so that I can make sense of some of the terms.
I mean, really, dosh? bolshie? shirty? My education failed in not a) teaching me what they mean and b) teaching them to me at all so that I could be using them for literary embellishment.
Why is it that english, when written by a briton, is so much richer? *sighs*
Hi, Adair, and welcome to Britland.
We've been compiling quite an on-blog US / English dictionary over the past few weeks. To add to it, then:
Dosh is money (also groats from previous posts); bolshie, short for Bolshevik, and used for getting uppity; and shirty, meaning wound up to the extent of throwing a paddy …
And I'm still looking forward to being enlightened as to the derivation of your name (you promised) …
Oh, I can move. I just need to figure out where. I might be able to get a place on the ocean for the price of utilities until June (that would be lovely).
I'll take some pictures.
Wow! Like something out of an Edward Hopper painting.
Keep us posted.
Do you do this on purpose... define one word and give me another unknown so that I'm kept ever off-kilter?
How on earth does one throw a paddy?
Answer me quick or I may get shouty with you... ;)
And I promise, even I must give up sleep, I will post SOMETHING today and it will be about the origin of my name... or rather how I acquired it.
I have decided that not only do I need to improve my Italian, I know need to master Briton to understand Brits.
Hee hee.
Sorry for being so disingenuous.
I slipped in "throw a paddy" deliberately. It's the same as throwing a strop, or a wobbly.
And I know from previous posts--throw a strop is equal to throw a fit?
so to recap:
shirty = paddy = strop = wobbly
all of which equate to having a conniption fit... which is what I am on the verge of, trying to keep all of it straight.
and just what exactly are you sniggering at, hmmm?
Done. It was dark when I got home, so I patched together some photos I have from around here.
Those are great. I'll have to dig around in my attic for some photos of my end of the world.
Hmm ... the seven wonders of the Bexleyheath area? This could prove difficult ...
1. Foots Cray Meadow, which is "a nice spot for a picnic" as old people would say, and the walk around the river is pleasant enough.
2. The miserable Edvard Munch-type statue in Crayford town centre.
3. Bursted Woods (greenbelt area of outstanding natural horribleness).
4. TK Maxx.
5. The arty fountain in the town centre that sprays water on you on a windy day so that there's a possibility you will catch Hepatitis B or Legionnaire's Disease.
6. Welling United football ground.
7. Asda?
Will that do?
i love dive and his quaint elaborate histories, really. teach a correspondance history course and i'm totally on board.
So, any lucky with the stripey-tights crowd?
sassy: dive has not been around ALL day, so I'm guessing the answer to that is... yes.
now the question is what sort of luck did he have with Ms. Stripey-Tights 2006?
Welcome Betty (and your lovely Utility Room) to the strange world of sad middle-aged bloke-dom.
You certainly paint an evocative portrait of Bexleyheath. I checked it out on Googlemap and it does indeed appear fragrant and exotic.
Taihae, you sweet child; when you've lived through as much history as I have, you'll realise that you, too, have to write it all down, before the old brain totally calcifies.
And you're the first person in almost forty-eight years to call me "quaint". I feel almost picturesque.
Sassy and Adair: Alas, no luck (although Sassy did offer to wear stripey tights at the weekend, but I'm not likely to ever see any photos … damn).
The reason for my absence:
The Halloween Ghosties ate my internet yesterday, resulting in some voluble Anglo Saxon which Adair will not be learning!
Glad to be back …
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