Much relief for Sam and me in class this evening. Mayuko confirmed that my 日本人彼女募集中tee-shirt actually says what it's supposed to say. Hilton tells me that it has exactly the same meaning in Chinese as in Japanese ("Looking for a Japanese girlfriend"). More crucially, perhaps, Sam's kanji tattoo (all down his forearm) really does list the qualities a samurai should aspire to achieve.
Had it turned out to be something else entirely, he could have sent it to:
http://www.hanzismatter.com/
(a site which delights in showing just how stupid a misspelled kanji tat can look to a 日本人 or a 中国人)。
By the way, these posts about my Japanese classes are really just diary aides memoir to help my spongy old brain remember who's who and what we learn, so if you're here for posts like "The Truth About Everything", you can skip this, and any more with Japanese in the title.
Today, Mayuko has us going round the room, interrogating each another in Japanese about where we're from, how old we are, our birthdays, etc.
This is a great idea for the kids, but bad news for the old grumpy guy … Turns out I'm the same age as Hilton's dad. Whoop-de-doo! That makes me feel even crustier than usual. And when I find out that Louisa and Camilla are still only sixteen, and that I'm technically old enough to be their grandfather, I am plunged into a grey, wrinkly pit of despair. The news that Louisa is really into the はらじゅく and Gothic Lolita scene just makes me feel like a dirty old man, trying desperately not to picture her in a cosplay outfit …
More cheerful news from the other end of the room: Lin is actually a good six years older than I thought she was, and is almost old enough to hold a conversation with. Shona is going to try to dig up the blog of her Japanese trip to show me. And she's a Mac user (Yaay)!
I almost get as far as interrogating Gandy when we run out of time, so all I find out about him today is that he has another cool 'Hoax' tee-shirt on, but that he uses Windoze (uncool)!
And Sophia - knowing lots of Japanese - has been promoted to the big girls' class, so さよならto her. She was nice, but without her in the room, the rest of us now feel a bit cleverer …
Hey-ho. The joys of being a mature student.
On the plus side, it's great to have access to a subsidised canteen.
Oh, and Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to Hilton. Moon cakes all round! (Too rainy to see the moon tonight, though).
じゃまた。
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Good luck with the t-shirt. Hope it helps. I should start wearing t-shirts with my desires printed on them. But I'd probably get arrested.
Thanks, Sassy. The t-shirt reduced Mayuko and her pretty Japanese friend to hysterics, but I'm kinda used to that; it's my usual success rate with women.
Just checked your site for your description of Fluff:
"Fluff is a thick marshmallow sauce, sticky (unbelievably so---getting it off one's face is almost impossible)in consistency, and sweeter than anything on this Earth".
… er … does wearing it on your face have anything to do with your unprintable desires? Perhaps you'd better not answer that …
Absolutely not. Fluff is not nasty stuff.
Hi, Sassy.
re: my quest for fluff in Merrie Olde England:
On your blog, you refer cryptically to a "cute little imported food shop". Any memory of roughly where this might have been, or a vague recollection of its name?
I live in hope …
Unfortunately, no. I can see where it is, but my memory of labyrinthine London streets has faded. I know it's in Kensington (lots of cute shops there), and I believe that it is not far from the Gloucester tube station. But then I could be completely full of crap. But it was there, in three varieties. I live not twenty miles from where the stuff is made, and I hardly ever see Strawberry Fluff.
I have to go to Wimbledon at the end of the month. I'll stop off at Gloucester Road on the way back and hunt around. It'll be a good excuse to see Chiho Aoshima's exhibition again (see 'Underground' post).
I'll post up some Fluff if I get lucky.
By the way; great to see Fluff in NY this morning.
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