Friday Morning Wood

Wednesday Window

WTF Monday - Why We Study The Classics

It's all there:

the penis, the headband, the suggestively positioned frankfurter, the begging turtle … er …

I've trawled Ovid's Metamorphoses and come up blank. You gotta help me here.

Saturday Statuary - Eat The Baby

Very few people these days appreciate just what an excellent source of protein babies can provide.

Babies … the other, other white meat.

Friday Morning Wood

Wednesday Window - World Wide Web

Let's Build It Here

Folk saw things differently during the Industrial Revolution. We see a slight dip with a little puddle at the bottom; they saw a raging torrent at the foot of a precipitous gorge and built accordingly.

WTF Monday - WTF?

I genuinely had no idea what the fuck this was until Phil told me.
Now I'm left with a fat dose of "WHY the fuck?"

The world is stranger than your dreams, people, and the folk who live there stranger still.

Stained Glass Sunday - George and the Chicken Snake Bat Goat

"I, Saint George, in my shiny blue armour and my wings like a parrot and my totally manly yellow knitted miniskirt;
I tread on you, dragon, because you are very silly and you have a chicken's head."
True story.

Epic

You've probably seen this already, but I'm sticking the link on here so I can watch it again whenever I feel the need.
Here it is.
Any Family Guy fans out there will know all about the giant chicken fights. Well it turns out two stuntwomen got the awesome notion to act out and film the original chicken fight scene.

Matrix? Pah! Bruce Lee? Tish and pshaw! These two supergals have made what is beyond all shadow of a doubt the greatest fight scene ever filmed and it's hilarious.

Enjoy.
Oh, and do watch the movie of them planning and talking about it. It's a hoot.