Monday, September 20, 2010

WTF Monday


What's even scarier than clowns?

TINY clowns! Eek!

Sleep soundly tonight, secure in the knowledge that
THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!

Friday, September 17, 2010

It's That Time Of Year Again


No guesses where Phil and I are off to this weekend.

Toodle and pip.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Join Us!


Here's a closer view of the poster from Tuesday's post.
You gotta admit, we Socialists were right about the vermine capitalistes.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Joining The Enemy


Do click on this and read it.
I love Cat and Girl but this one really brought it home just how lonely it is around Blogville these days.

It echoes.

And the tumbleweed gets everywhere.

So at long last I've signed up to antisocial notworking and opened a stupid Facebook account just so I can see where you've all got to.
Be warned, however: if any of you try to use the word "friend" as a verb I will personally hunt you down and shoot you as a mercy killing.

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Alma Mater

I was tootling around my old home town the other day when I stumbled upon the building that grew to become my old school.

This is the beautiful 16th century house remodelled in 1631 as the grammar school that eventually spread along the road to become the educational quagmire that produced this lifelong Marxist and curmudgeon.

As you can see, the gable started to fall outwards in 1670 so they added the tie rods through the roofspace to keep it in one piece.
That crest used to adorn my blazer and cap (and the cover of the satirical school magazine I co-authored there).

The old Sir John Leman Grammar remains in my opinion one of the world's most perfect and beautiful small buildings and I love it deeply. These days it houses the local museum and is well cared for. Yay!

What's going on at your old school?

Monday, September 06, 2010

WTF Wonday


Spotted last Friday morning in the car park of South Norfolk District Council's offices.

Wymondham Kebab is a kebab shop in Wymondham.
That's … er … WYMONDHAM, Mister Signwriter.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Cup Size Isn't Everything


More miniscule manhood mayhem from the British Museum, with thanks to Petrea for planting the idea of Penis Theme Week.