Monday, December 22, 2014

Thems Is My Kinda Pastries

Many thanks to the lovely Drew of "The Worst Things For Sale" for pointing me at this awesome Christmas gift for the kids.
Drew is the man who brought the world this …

Merry Christmas, one and all. I'm off to make some festive fuck-pastries.

7 comments:

savannah said...

Oh My Word!!!

xoxoxoxo, sugar plum, enjoy your baking *wink, wink*

Petrea Burchard said...

Dive, this is funny. But the cat hair thing made me laugh 'til I cried.

dive said...

I always enjoy a good bake, Savannah, xoxoxoxo.

Petrea, you can still order that book online. I am sorely tempted.

Speedway said...

Dive, enjoy your Christmas baking the little pink desserts. Meanwhile, I'll indulge my fetish for Hostess Twinkies.

Sadly, I think I'll have to knit a man of my own out of cat hair. I'd hope he'd come out like Antonio Banderas, but once again, a dream would die. He'd probably behave like Puss'n'Boots, licking himself all the time: I'd open the door to the bedroom and Puss/Antonio would look up, turning to me with his tongue sticking out, and I'd fall, laughing and snorting, to my knees.

Speedway said...

Yeh, Dive, I recall reading that post. I wouldn't expect you to like them. Myself, I only like the creme filling. The bakery was forced out of business a few years back and several companies bought the recipes. Also, a few local bakeries (real bakeries, not factories) make their own versions as Twinkie, HoHo, and Hostess cupcakes. YUM.

Ms M said...

Sorry -- I'm running a bit behind this week. Although by now you've had time to bake plenty of festive "pastries". And we want to see photos - our pastries weren't NEARLY as exciting.

A happy New Year to you and your family, Dive!

dive said...

Speedway, you scare me sometimes. Hee hee.

I'm afraid I ate all the pastries, Ms.M.

A very happy, healthy and prosperous 2015 to you and N. xx