Friday, June 30, 2023

Buff Up Your Codpiece

The Great Hall takes shape!

At long last the skellington of the Minstrels' Gallery is in place.

Next year you can come along and pretend to be King Henry the First or Queen Adeliza at their Christmas bash in 1121 (though alas, no porpoise or swan on the menu this time around). You can, however, dress up and sit on the thrones and order peasants and tourists about. Fun!



This is what it should look like when it's done. I did these visualisations back in June, 2019, but thanks to Covid it's taken this long to just get the steelwork up.

There will be much quaffing of mead and mediæval cosplay as the place will be bookable for events. Expect to hear the strains of The Rains of Castermere from the Minstrels' Gallery, but hopefully without the massed crossbows and slaughter of the Red Wedding.

So, it's time to start brushing up on your rondelet and carole dance steps and buffing up your codpiece.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

The Past Is So Much More Fun Than The Present

In random historical events, this, from the British Newspaper Archive:

"1742 March 20th. London yesterday. A man stood in the pillory at the Royal Exchange for sodomical practices and was severely used by the populace, particularly by an Amazon who tore off most of his cloathes and whipp’t him with rods for a long time which diverted the spectators with some extraordinary discipline."

I'm afraid you'll have to expect more of this kind of thing, as watching the news is so distressing that I spend an unhealthy amount of time trawling through old newspapers for relief.

Monday, June 26, 2023

Meanwhile, Round The Back

Just as with humans, old doors don't have to be gussied up in ornate bling to be beautiful.

The original Norman north door at the back of St. Margaret's Church at Hales reassures me that 'old, knackered and worn out' is still a good look, so that's what I'm going for.

Friday, June 23, 2023

A Girl Named Beans

Apropos of absolutely nothing, one of my sad diversions (having no life and being Aspy I tend to a fascination with things obscure) is trawling historical documents on line. While most normal folk use the interweb to look at cat pictures or porn, I dive happily down the rabbit hole of completely useless trivia.


This lunchtime I donned rubber gloves and delved into the historical documents relating to the town of Beccles, where I was brought up.


In the notebooks of a Mister Harding, Inspector of Police at Beccles for the year 1859 (recorded in the Feoffees' 'Nuisance Book' for that year - and yes, Petrea, that's pronounced Fifi's Nuisance Book if you want a title for your next novel), I came across a familiar name. I used to go to school with a Maureen Pitchers and it seems her ancestors were somewhat notorious denizens of Puddingmoor (a narrow lane at the foot of the cliff by the river, named after the dungheaps kept there).


I wonder if she knew …


“PITCHERS Commonly called "Rats Pitchers", a thief and low character, lives in Puddingmoor - enlisted in the army in August 1858, nephew of William Pitchers, normally called Low Pitchers from the quantity he can drink. A great drunkard, poacher and suspicious character. He moved to Yarmouth in 1854.


PITCHERS Usually called Tailor Pitchers, nephew of the above and brother to "Rats" a notorious young thief (age about 19) and burglar. Suspected to have been concerned in Mrs Sharpin's robbery. Keeps a girl named Beans, a thief & prostitute. Lives in Puddingmoor.”


I just love the notion of “a girl named Beans” and now I want one myself.

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Pointy

Up on the Castle roof with the cheerful yellow crane and the cathedral.

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Of Sausages and CupCakes

The Very Hungry Caterpillar dons hi-viz and sneaks into the castle, in search of sausages and cupcakes.

Monday, June 19, 2023

WTF Monday - Clingy


 Some kinda weird BDSM thang going on up at the Castle this morning.

Thursday, June 15, 2023

The Return of the Stone of Soane to the Office of Dive.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Old Dive sat happily on the top floor of our old office, gazing out across the river to the Cathedral. Then we got booted out and cast screaming into temporary accommodation while the profiteering powers-that-be converted the upper floors of our office into luxury apartments while the old ground floor was being re-purposed as our new office.


We’ve moved back in now and admittedly it is pretty spiffy and ultra-modern, with rise and fall workstations we can stand or sit at and all manner of whizzy virtual stuff that’s bound to go wrong.


I’ll post some piccies later but at the moment the builders are still in and it’s a fucking mess, soundtracked by power tools and the view over Pull’s Ferry to the Cathedral is obscured by site offices and lorries.



Yes, I know it's off-centre but it's not fixed yet.

This week, however, saw the welcome return of our capital capital. This used to stand in the rear courtyard but is now positioned at the office entrance and is currently being used as the workmen’s lunch table.


I am happy to report that Old Dive saved it from destruction due to some dogged detective work.
The Partners had always considered it a modern, reconstituted stone reproduction and it was due for demolition as part of the building works. Old Dive had his doubts and snuck out to examine it, only to discover that it was hand-carved Portland Stone and probably Eighteenth-Century, though the design was one I’d never seen.


The Partners postponed the demolition and tasked me with presenting a case for its preservation. I canvassed the old ex. members of staff, but nobody could recall where it came from except that it had moved with us from Sir Bernard’s old office in Cathedral Close when the new office was built in 1969.
Some suggested it might have been “looted” when we did work at St.Paul’s Cathedral in London; others that it had come from York Minster when Sir Bernard was restoring it. The style and the type of stone were wrong for York, however, and St.Paul’s had straight, Greek Corinthian capitals.

After much digging around in my old books, I found the weirdly erotic flower design was copied from an original in the Temple of Vesta at Tivoli (illustration from Antoine Desgodetz’ “Edifices Antiques de Rome” of 1682).


Alan (retired from the London office) told me he was sure there was a plaster cast of that in the Soane Museum, which then suggested it might have been from Soane’s remodelling of the 1730s Bank of England, started in 1788.

A delve in the archives found photographs of the column capitals in situ prior to the Twentieth Century virtual rebuild. A match! Turns out Sir Bernard had somehow snaffled a couple of these during the works and one ended up in his old garden at Stiffkey Hall (pronounced Stewkey – this is Norfolk) and the other in our old office.


At which, the Partners ponied up many groats to have it carefully removed, stored and plonked back at the entrance to our new office. Huzzah!

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

What's The Time? Buggered If I Know; The Sundial's Stopped Working.

 

Here be Tim and Erin on a church-crawl, peering out from behind the shamelessly over-the-top south door (which dates from around 1120 CE) at Kirby Bedon St. Andrew's Church.

Dig those doubled-over C-straps! That blacksmith was trippin' balls!

Anyhoo … That's not why we're here. Take a look to the right of the cushion capital of the right-hand pilaster and you'll see what was quite common on mediæval churches: a sweet little sundial.

Here's a closer look at it.
To check when to start the service, they'd stick a stick in the hole and read off the time, though only of course if the sun was shining.

Trouble is, someone built a porch over the door in the fifteenth century and the poor little sundial has not worked since. Starved of sunshine it has sat sadly these six-hundred years, recklessly robbed of its raison d'être.

Sometimes, I surprise even myself at the sheer, mind-numbing dullness of things that fascinate me.

Thursday, June 08, 2023

A Door Fetishist Writes …

Hokay …

So as I'm back on the Planet I felt it about time I started (yet) another photo-post series. This one is inspired by Lynn, who you may recall has a penchant for fondling ancient doors.

Check out the blacksmith bling on this beauty!

According to Jane Geddes (who wrote the Bible on the subject), the door and ironwork for this, Haddiscoe and Hales churches (you'll see them another day) were made around 1100CE by the same joiner and blacksmith.

This one is the south door at Raveningham St.Peter's Church, (about half-an hour's drive from Lynn's parents' house next time we get to enjoy a Norfolk day out).