Saturday Statuary

I'm sure I'll be fine running around the garden naked, just so long as I don't trip over anythi …
Shitshitshitshitshit!

Friday Morning Wood

Wednesday Window

WTF Monday - Why We Study The Classics

It's all there:

the penis, the headband, the suggestively positioned frankfurter, the begging turtle … er …

I've trawled Ovid's Metamorphoses and come up blank. You gotta help me here.

Saturday Statuary - Eat The Baby

Very few people these days appreciate just what an excellent source of protein babies can provide.

Babies … the other, other white meat.

Friday Morning Wood

Wednesday Window - World Wide Web

Let's Build It Here

Folk saw things differently during the Industrial Revolution. We see a slight dip with a little puddle at the bottom; they saw a raging torrent at the foot of a precipitous gorge and built accordingly.

WTF Monday - WTF?

I genuinely had no idea what the fuck this was until Phil told me.
Now I'm left with a fat dose of "WHY the fuck?"

The world is stranger than your dreams, people, and the folk who live there stranger still.

Stained Glass Sunday - George and the Chicken Snake Bat Goat

"I, Saint George, in my shiny blue armour and my wings like a parrot and my totally manly yellow knitted miniskirt;
I tread on you, dragon, because you are very silly and you have a chicken's head."
True story.