Saturday, November 09, 2013

Saturday Statuary - Lippy and Slap

"Dude! You told me you were an expert with make-up an' shit.
That lippy and slap you sold me?
I mean, what the fuck?
Just look at me!
I can't go out without my helmet over my face.
Start running, dude, cuz I'm gonna whup yo ass!"

9 comments:

Petrea Burchard said...

He does look lippy. The first thing I noticed was his lips.

dive said...

Not "his' boobs? She's a very manly goddess but a goddess nonetheless. Perhaps Margaret can identify her for you.

Petrea Burchard said...

Nope. Looks like a guy with lipstick and man-boobs.

Ms M said...

Perhaps s/he is androgynous...

Hopefully this won't become the newest lipstick fad.

S/he also looks a bit cross-eyed. Perhaps the sculptor's assistant was having a bad day.

Alifan said...

Nice lot of material, could make some good curtains out of that!

dive said...

Petrea, I gotta admit …

Ms.M I imagine the sculptor and his assistants had a VERY bad day when the sculptee got a look at the finished article.

They'll need a wash, mum; they're dusty as hell.

Speedway said...

Wrong shade of foundation - way too light for her complexion. Kinda looks like someone started to make her into The Riddler a la Jack Nicholson, but was interrupted.

And she's wearing a really ugly necklace made from pretzels and fried onion rings, with a sliced tomato pendant.

What DID they do to her face, Dive, that made it so pale compared to the rest of her body? Someone get carried away in the restoration/cleaning process?

Petrea Burchard said...

They used to paint statues. Maybe some left over?

dive said...

Speedway, I've gotta get me one of those necklaces!

Petrea, I think you've solved out conundrum.