Thursday, February 25, 2010

500 Words XXVII - Story Time

This week's sentence was taken from Ken Kesey's 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.'

It was:
'Out along the dim six-o'clock street, I saw leafless trees standing, striking the sidewalk there like wooden lightning, concrete split apart where they hit, all in a fenced-in ring.'

First up:

Todd's 'The Rider'

Todd saddles up and heads west for an apocalyptic confrontation.
Put on a Morricone soundtrack album and mosey on over there.

Lulu's 'Meeting'

Yikes! Poor Jarvis is getting himself deeper into trouble.
Delicious and … er … electric.

Dive's 'February'

A bit of a downer this week. Sorry about that. I was having a shitty day, started typing and that's what came out. Hey ho.

Next week's sentence will be up tomorrow. It promises to be more fun.

Meanwhile, Katie's back home and has been making me drool with photos of delicious food she ate on her trip to Thailand and Laos.

As she neglected to photograph the menus, here is a selection from engrish.com for your culinary temptation.








Yum!

8 comments:

neetzy said...

I think my favorite is "Rough Influence Sausage". Of course I just read TR's urban dictionary post!

dive said...

Neetzy: I think the little cartoon sausage helps with that particular image.

Ms M said...

Mmmm, breakfast with boiling egg, rough influence sausage, and waffle revokable. Maybe it will cause a Third-like explosion, or simply a barbecue speculation....

Unknown said...

Urban Dictionary has a way to ruin even the best of us with its unguided attempt to dissect a common swearfest.

Cheers

Scout said...

"Law oyster juice" will have me chuckling all day, but "door to women's room" is perfect. I'll order that.

dive said...

Ms.M: That sounds like the breakfast of champions.

Todd: I prefer to use Roget's Profanisaurus.

Robyn: Bon apetit!

Unknown said...

Now THAT is hilarious.

Oh, and by the way. I found a new means of ruining our movies we hold near and dear.

http://www.rifftrax.com/

Gads.

dive said...

Hee hee, Todd. Good, dumb fun.