I don't know what the fuck this is, but I want one!It's so CUTE! Don't make me throw a paddy. I want one and I want it NOW! I don't care if it grows up into something with sixteen legs and has claws the size of meat cleavers; I'll still love it and take it for walks. I promise! I waaant one!
While I'm waiting for whatever the fuck that thing is, here's tonight's homework:
Today's word you must use in your next telephone conversation: Pantyhose.
Today's track to track down: Little White Bull by Tommy Steele. Because I woke up with it on my mind on sunday and IT'S STILL THERE! Why should I be the only one to suffer? Go on. Sing it! Feel the pain!
Reading Assignment: O ano da Morte de Ricardo Reis by Jose Saramago. You can read it in English if you wanna wimp out; there's a wonderful translation by the late, great Giovanni Pontiero (translators are generally underrated - Pontiero was a genius).
Today's fact: Krakatoa is, in fact, quite a long way WEST of Java …
Look at the map, Hollywood!
1 comment:
Is it me, or does it look like Stimpy? Or something that this guy made up (it looks like he invented Ren and Stimpy)
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