So that was 2011, was it?
Well, good riddance to the smegger. I'm putting it up on eBay but if nobody wants it by tonight it's going right in the trash where it belongs. If 2012 is no better I'm cancelling my subscription.
I'm convinced, good sir, that the only people who enjoyed 2011 are the Chinese. I'm also convinced, that collectively at any rate, they are The Borg. I'm not sure The Borg has any feelings or emotions that the rest of us can recognize - so fuck it, 2011 is a bust!
I'm highly recommending blasting Soul and R&B music tonight, as loud as the neighborhood can tolerate, dancing and partying to the likes of James Brown, Wilson Pickett, Marvin Gaye and Otis Redding. I firmly believe this ritual, if practiced across the globe, will appease the gods from Yoruban loas to Jesus Fucking Christ, will align the stars, and bemuse the powers that be, to the point, mind ya, that 2012 will be a "big tittied hit" (please pardon my quote from the great film Network).
And anyway, what's not to fucking like about James Brown. Night Train......
If we had known it was going to be such a bugger, couldn't we have skipped 2011 altogether? After all, numbers are man's invention and smarmy weasels contort the numbers all the time to suit their ends ... Anyway, it wasn't ALL that bad. I met you. Or *met* you, sort of. But it's been a delight and a joy. oxoxoxOXOXOX-OHHH!
Happy New Year, MITM! Much as I'd love to blast the neighbourhood with hot soul tonight I have my own long-standing rules for Old Year's Night (they're in the swearier areas of my archives), so I'll be blasting the buggers with some glorious dissonance (currently Kodály's cello sonata but there's some much hairier stuff lined up) and then having an early night. If I am woken by loud soul music I'll know it's you trying to reach across the Atlantic to Savannah. Have a big tittied hit of a 2012!
Speedway, the delight and joy have been all mine. Your XOX-OHHH cracked me up and I'm sending one right back to you. Wishing you and unconscionably spiffy New Year!
I was just pondering the other day if it was possible to have a good year when things just go your way.
Today for me is just like any other day. I might do something for Chinese new year in February though. It sounds like a good excuse for going down to China Town.
Any excuse is good enough, Vanda. You've just chosen my first movie of 2012, thank you. I'll get my Chinatown DVD out ready for tomorrow's rainy afternoon movie moment. Have a wonderful New Year!
Happy 2012, Katherine. Hee hee. Yup; let's giggle while the Earth dies screaming.
Happy New Year, Ms.M. and may your wish for a better 2012 come true.
Neeetny, my 2011 too was sucky in the extreme. 2012 had better be an improvement otherwise I'm going to have to head up to the Ministry of Years and kick some arses.
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I'm convinced, good sir, that the only people who enjoyed 2011 are the Chinese. I'm also convinced, that collectively at any rate, they are The Borg. I'm not sure The Borg has any feelings or emotions that the rest of us can recognize - so fuck it, 2011 is a bust!
I'm highly recommending blasting Soul and R&B music tonight, as loud as the neighborhood can tolerate, dancing and partying to the likes of James Brown, Wilson Pickett, Marvin Gaye and Otis Redding. I firmly believe this ritual, if practiced across the globe, will appease the gods from Yoruban loas to Jesus Fucking Christ, will align the stars, and bemuse the powers that be, to the point, mind ya, that 2012 will be a "big tittied hit" (please pardon my quote from the great film Network).
And anyway, what's not to fucking like about James Brown. Night Train......
Happy New Year!!!!!
If we had known it was going to be such a bugger, couldn't we have skipped 2011 altogether? After all, numbers are man's invention and smarmy weasels contort the numbers all the time to suit their ends ... Anyway, it wasn't ALL that bad. I met you. Or *met* you, sort of. But it's been a delight and a joy. oxoxoxOXOXOX-OHHH!
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Happy New Year, MITM!
Much as I'd love to blast the neighbourhood with hot soul tonight I have my own long-standing rules for Old Year's Night (they're in the swearier areas of my archives), so I'll be blasting the buggers with some glorious dissonance (currently Kodály's cello sonata but there's some much hairier stuff lined up) and then having an early night.
If I am woken by loud soul music I'll know it's you trying to reach across the Atlantic to Savannah.
Have a big tittied hit of a 2012!
Speedway, the delight and joy have been all mine. Your XOX-OHHH cracked me up and I'm sending one right back to you.
Wishing you and unconscionably spiffy New Year!
I was just pondering the other day if it was possible to have a good year when things just go your way.
Today for me is just like any other day. I might do something for Chinese new year in February though. It sounds like a good excuse for going down to China Town.
Any excuse is good enough, Vanda. You've just chosen my first movie of 2012, thank you. I'll get my Chinatown DVD out ready for tomorrow's rainy afternoon movie moment.
Have a wonderful New Year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS...
Personally I am just glad to wake up each morning and live life with a smile on my face...
Do hope the new year brings health and happiness to all..
I'll second that.
Though with me a smile usually just means I have wind.
Happy 2012, Dive and everyone! May we all have smiles on our faces as the world ends.
Happy New Year to Dive and everyone else! And may 2012 be a better year for all.
Good riddance to 2011. It was not a good year for me. Hoping 2012 is a bit better.
Happy 2012, Katherine. Hee hee. Yup; let's giggle while the Earth dies screaming.
Happy New Year, Ms.M. and may your wish for a better 2012 come true.
Neeetny, my 2011 too was sucky in the extreme. 2012 had better be an improvement otherwise I'm going to have to head up to the Ministry of Years and kick some arses.
Yep, 2011 had some pretty horrific potholes on the calendar. 2012 can only be better, right? Let's just assume.
Fingers crossed, Robyn.
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